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one fingerā€¦it can be few fingersā€¦ it can be whole fucking handā€¦



7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck task

8) Tease herā€¦ fuck around with herā€¦ but do not insult herā€¦ offend her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated



In other further thoughtsā€¦ I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK MY HANDā€¦ UF POSSIBLE ā€¦. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING MEā€¦
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME





I hate datesā€¦ girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvationā€¦ itā€™s as real as playing the game ā€œWHO IS ALPHA HERE?ā€ IN WHOLE homo scenario




People are afraid mainly because their life sucksā€¦ their lifes are worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUYā€¦ THE ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A DYSFUNCTIONALā€¦ THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKSā€¦ HARD CASE



Oh manā€¦. Oh man this here is hard setā€¦ leave the room by any chance you gonna get emotionally fucked upā€¦ mentally screw upā€¦ the thing man is girls are toxicā€¦ fuck little bit more

YOU DONā€™T GET MESSAGE
ā€œGAME OVERā€ AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E MISSIONā€¦ YOU GET HARD TOXICITYā€¦ MORE AND MOREā€¦ THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET TOXIC
ā€¦

IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU
BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE



WE GOT A FYI ā€¦. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIESā€¦.

Most peopleā€™s get impossible goalsā€¦ they set for themselves unachievable goalsā€¦ as for meā€¦ I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOALā€¦ ā€œKILL MYSELFā€ I AM TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO ITā€¦ MOST CASES AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN



Oh man life sucksā€¦ if today yoy are here ..  probably you got mood problemsā€¦ if you are comedian you are a hard caseā€¦ OUCHā€¦ You can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty letā€™s use this as sticking pointā€¦

Today is a big dayā€¦ I mean the material which is going to come up ā€¦ is going to turn you overā€¦ u can leave now or continue by staying here.

I saw one of those car  license ā€œSad Ak 209ā€ that fuck definetly needs few poluce check out. Isnā€™t obviousā€¦ this here is sign for bad shit comming on the way.




People feel bad .. I CAN  BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING MECHANISM..
SHAMING THATā€™S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angryā€¦ ready to fuck aroundā€¦ THIS HERE CLARITYā€¦ CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MENā€¦ WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALSā€¦ NOT GROUPS FOR GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISMā€¦ SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supremeā€¦ the super raceā€¦ the race which Hitler couldnā€™t kill
ā€¦ I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLESā€¦ I HATE THOSE FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFEā€¦ ITā€™S MY TURN I AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha malesā€¦ what the hellā€¦ You donā€™t find me funnyā€¦ I GET IT SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO COMPLAIN ā€¦ BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME Comedy: Answers

 By DeYtH Banger


ā€œI am passā€
- Fuck this sayingā€¦ who made up this shitty phrase itā€™s awful and disgusting.

ā€œI get youā€

- Fuck youā€¦ try vibing that type of shit your worthless pinless fuck.

ā€œHatred, you are too hatefulā€¦ too negative.ā€

- Itā€™s substraction you idiotā€¦ I AM THE FUCKING BALANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE


I JUST GOT A CHANCE TO BE LOUD AT A GANNY

IT WENT AS FAR AS ā€œOUTā€
LOUD PITCHā€¦


Sometines people like agressors and like others getting awful life thatā€™s what we areā€¦ we are piece of people who like and enjoy others suffering.


The truth is that I masturbate on specific topics.

Letā€™s go full onā€¦ full forwatd emails gives me anxietyā€¦ ITā€™S LIKE FULL HARD ON OF GHOST RAPING YOU


I AM NOT AGNOSTICā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR THE FURTHER ARGUMENTā€¦ GOD DOES NOT EXIST
VANGA IS BULLSHIT
GANDI IS A PERVERT
AND FUCK THE FUCKING STEALING FANTAST OF MOTHER THERESA




I machos are the most worthless examples of intelectā€¦ so strongā€¦ so much musclesā€¦ so for what?
To suck a dick?
To show off: Fuck You. This is as far as you gonna get from attention hook point.

Social status, for social stand point I am in dwn point hiarchy..I AM THE MOST HORRIBLEā€¦ BULGARIANā€¦ AMERICANā€¦ ENGLISH COMBUNATION YOU CAN GET FROM THE MARKET


Yeahā€¦ yeah I remember the guy with the hatā€¦ he had great thoughtsā€¦


ā€œSO MUCH VALUE GIVEN TO MEā€¦ WHILE I FUCK HERā€¦ā€

Most of my worries are builded up.. I WORRY THAT WHAT GIVE AS VALUE US GOING TO BE USED IN SEX WHILE THEY FUCKā€¦ LESS GIVEN FUCK TO MEā€¦ AND MORE FUCK GIVEN TO HER
I AM NOT GAY
I AM NOT A DICK ADDICT
I WORRY OF VALUE GIVEN AROUND AND SOMEBODY WINNING BECAUSE OF ME


IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SOMEONEā€¦ START GIVING FUCKā€¦ START CARINGā€¦ THE WAY YOU ARE DOING ITā€¦ IS BY FUCKING HERā€¦ OR HIM


Gays are horrible re-group and as overall group they are so softā€¦ so out of masculinityā€¦ IF I WANT VISUALISE WHATā€™S WOMAN IN MALE VERSIONā€¦ THATā€™S WHAT MY BIAS PULLS ME OVER
GAYS
GAYS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MIXURE OF HORROR MOVIE
ITā€™S SO UNNATURALā€¦ SO AWFULā€¦
There is porn in which people eat poop, itā€™s called ā€œTHIS MORON NEEDS A BRAINā€.
There is porn in which you put objects inside holesā€¦

HEY FOLKS STOP DOING THIS SHIT
MOST HOLES ARE NOT PUTTING OBJECTSā€¦ ITā€™S HORRIBLE UPBRINGING SHITā€¦ MOST HOLES MADE UP TO PISSā€¦ EATā€¦ CUMā€¦ POOPā€¦ THATā€™S THE IDEAā€¦

Nothing too farā€¦ nothing less!



What is great is small children I LIKE THE WHOLE idea of subscribing to the smaller version pussy go fuck in the far far future. Itā€™s definetly lesson giving and becoming a teacher on ā€œfuckingā€™.


I hate people who lie and are not serious itā€™s like AN AND AA meeting which is anal norms and assholes area meetingsā€¦ those groups are for suicidal people. Great place!

People say suicide is bad, but itā€™s value giving process. You safe time, you economical by standpoint you make Godā€™s work more easy + you can make it funā€¦ exciting and something to look forward.



"Call Centerā€


- Sorry folks I DONā€™T WORK ANYMORE THEREā€¦ I AM NOT OKAY OF SOMEBODY USING ME AS A PUPPET ABD FUCKING ME AROUND



ā€œLiarsā€



We need those folks from evolutional stand point, but if you ask meā€¦ FUCK ā€˜EM

KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING REGROUP

THE LESS FUCK GIVEN TGE BETTER LIFE GONNA BE LIVED




Facebook and as overall social media it has not weight opinion + nothing more than going aroubd qualities:

- Care More
- Give Fuck More
- Lie
- Attention Span Deficific
- Less Serious
- Lazy
- Procrastinate
- Waste Time
- Compare yourself
- Qualify yourself


All those qualities here are for control freak, compulsive and  obsessiveā€¦


Anyone using undergroundā€¦ subway?Lately!
I have been few times in the metroā€¦ today and lately since the whole beginning of the undergound base shitā€¦ I have been thousand times, IF TODAY I AM HEREā€¦ ITā€™S MAINLY BECAUSE OF COMPLAINING
WHAT BUGS MEā€¦ IS THAT THERE IS WRITTEN NOWHERE AS FOR WHERE TO LOOKā€¦ WHERE TO STARE WHEN THE STOPS AS TOO MUCH OR YOU GONNA HAVE FUCKING LONGā€¦ FUCKING LONG RIDE

The other thing is toilets with holesā€¦ itā€™s nasty and horrible placeā€¦ some places smell awfulā€¦ exactly room awful.
What I want to complain is idiolazing fans and too much staring beautiful womenā€¦



I GET IDEA YOU ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF TO GET CONFINDENCE TO ELIVATEā€¦ TO PULL UP THE CONFIDENCE SHEET
BUT FUCK THAT PROCESSBUT FUCK THAT IDEA
THE MASS IS LESS THAN YOUTHIS SHIT STAYS WITH ME


When you grow up and you still want to play with toys like the way you were as a childā€¦ without looking like mental instable or madā€¦ or crazy the way is to go in politics.
There you play with toys for grown upsā€¦ you move action figuresā€¦ you make real life consequences which to be honest is near as 5D ā€¦ with the mist updated matrix technology.

Comedy: Guys

By DeYtH Banger

Just fuck me ā€¦ okayā€¦? Fuck dominanationā€¦ people say information is not fun being walking database is bad shotā€¦ no fun, no gain. But guys letā€™s be real when dice donā€™t follow the float you make the flowā€¦ okay folksā€¦


Get ready
Set
Background
Action


In the beginning filmingā€¦ aand acting is fun but then comes chaos of toxicityā€¦ repeationā€¦ shouting ā€¦ being upset.

Off fuck that my life is not living around the edgeā€¦ itā€™s all about stability like somebodyā€™s dick niceā€¦ compassion guys donā€™t get laid.


Let me re-phrase that I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW SOME GUY IS ADDICTED TO MY JOKESā€¦ AND IN THE SAME TIME THE SAME FUCKER TRYING TO FIND AND RE-DISCOVER MY NEXT JOKEā€¦ AND EHAT I AM GOING TO TELL

HERE IS THE THING
NO TELL
NO SAY

When I GO THROW MOVIES I GOT HUGE CHILLS OF ELEVATION PEOPLE LAUGHā€¦ PEOPLE JOKE
SO FUCK THAT I AM AROUND TO FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS WE NEED
BUNCH HIV POSITIVE FUCKS
I HATE BELIEVERS


COME ON GROW UP DIDNā€™,T YOU HAD ALREADY ENOUGH IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
GROW BALLS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF RAM FRAME
SO THE END OF THE STORY GOES LIKE YOU WHOLE FAMILY DIES RETARDED SND FAITH FUCKS GO AS THE MOST MORALLY CORRUPT CREATURES


YEAHā€¦ YEAHā€¦ COMPLAIN
I LOVE IT
WE GOT ONE MORE HOUR MATERIAL
I SM GOING TO ENJOY TO TAKE NOTES
WHEN YOU FUCK A CHICK YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ALPHA FUCK
BETA FUCKS ARE FIWNERS OF HIEARCHY
I SPEAK COMPLEX?
I AM HYPERACTIVE
AND TOO ADDICTED PERSONA




I donā€™t like fat fucks just too much food to digest to fuck them and they are not good in bed their energy is so lazy and so morally corrupted that 5 minutes is as much as their own personal record.
One guy told me that I CANā€™T SPEND MY TIME WITH DEBUNKING
MYTHS
FACTS READING
AND DATA AS OVERALL

I AM LIKE WHY NOT?
IF SOMEBODY DIES I DONā€™T CARE of size fuck that oneā€¦ fuck this fucking bullet point
I care about reasonā€¦
Why
What
When
How
And
Where

Best question most of them are good conversational starters the others are conversational killersā€¦

Open ended game
I know that from my own fucking personal experience of fucking your mom



OH YOU ARE OFFENDED
WHY?
I PUT IN HER

UIOā€¦ UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT
OKAY GO DIGEST THIS BITCH

BUT STILL
NO FUCKING

THIS GUY IS PLAYING HARDā€¦ OH FUCKING TOO HARD



GIRLS ARE LIKE GAME
I HOPE I DIE
WHY
I ONLY EXPECT SHIT AND I GOT A LOT OF
WORRIES




And more optimistic view

Who am I guys?
The guy who runs the whole fucking gun
The guy who pin

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