Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) by DeYtH Banger (best smutty novels txt) 📕

one finger…it can be few fingers… it can be whole fucking hand…



7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck task

8) Tease her… fuck around with her… but do not insult her… offend her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated



In other further thoughts… I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK MY HAND… UF POSSIBLE …. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING ME…
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME





I hate dates… girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvation… it’s as real as playing the game “WHO IS ALPHA HERE?” IN WHOLE homo scenario




People are afraid mainly because their life sucks… their lifes are worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUY… THE ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A DYSFUNCTIONAL… THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKS… HARD CASE



Oh man…. Oh man this here is hard set… leave the room by any chance you gonna get emotionally fucked up… mentally screw up… the thing man is girls are toxic… fuck little bit more

YOU DON’T GET MESSAGE
“GAME OVER” AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E MISSION… YOU GET HARD TOXICITY… MORE AND MORE… THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET TOXIC
…

IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU
BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE



WE GOT A FYI …. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIES….

Most people’s get impossible goals… they set for themselves unachievable goals… as for me… I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOAL… “KILL MYSELF” I AM TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO IT… MOST CASES AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN



Oh man life sucks… if today yoy are here ..  probably you got mood problems… if you are comedian you are a hard case… OUCH… You can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty let’s use this as sticking point…

Today is a big day… I mean the material which is going to come up … is going to turn you over… u can leave now or continue by staying here.

I saw one of those car  license “Sad Ak 209” that fuck definetly needs few poluce check out. Isn’t obvious… this here is sign for bad shit comming on the way.




People feel bad .. I CAN  BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING MECHANISM..
SHAMING THAT’S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angry… ready to fuck around… THIS HERE CLARITY… CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN… WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALS… NOT GROUPS FOR GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISM… SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supreme… the super race… the race which Hitler couldn’t kill
… I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLES… I HATE THOSE FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFE… IT’S MY TURN I AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha males… what the hell… You don’t find me funny… I GET IT SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO COMPLAIN … BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME Comedy: Answers

 By DeYtH Banger


“I am pass”
- Fuck this saying… who made up this shitty phrase it’s awful and disgusting.

“I get you”

- Fuck you… try vibing that type of shit your worthless pinless fuck.

“Hatred, you are too hateful… too negative.”

- It’s substraction you idiot… I AM THE FUCKING BALANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE


I JUST GOT A CHANCE TO BE LOUD AT A GANNY

IT WENT AS FAR AS “OUT”
LOUD PITCH…


Sometines people like agressors and like others getting awful life that’s what we are… we are piece of people who like and enjoy others suffering.


The truth is that I masturbate on specific topics.

Let’s go full on… full forwatd emails gives me anxiety… IT’S LIKE FULL HARD ON OF GHOST RAPING YOU


I AM NOT AGNOSTIC… MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR THE FURTHER ARGUMENT… GOD DOES NOT EXIST
VANGA IS BULLSHIT
GANDI IS A PERVERT
AND FUCK THE FUCKING STEALING FANTAST OF MOTHER THERESA




I machos are the most worthless examples of intelect… so strong… so much muscles… so for what?
To suck a dick?
To show off: Fuck You. This is as far as you gonna get from attention hook point.

Social status, for social stand point I am in dwn point hiarchy..I AM THE MOST HORRIBLE… BULGARIAN… AMERICAN… ENGLISH COMBUNATION YOU CAN GET FROM THE MARKET


Yeah… yeah I remember the guy with the hat… he had great thoughts…


“SO MUCH VALUE GIVEN TO ME… WHILE I FUCK HER…”

Most of my worries are builded up.. I WORRY THAT WHAT GIVE AS VALUE US GOING TO BE USED IN SEX WHILE THEY FUCK… LESS GIVEN FUCK TO ME… AND MORE FUCK GIVEN TO HER
I AM NOT GAY
I AM NOT A DICK ADDICT
I WORRY OF VALUE GIVEN AROUND AND SOMEBODY WINNING BECAUSE OF ME


IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SOMEONE… START GIVING FUCK… START CARING… THE WAY YOU ARE DOING IT… IS BY FUCKING HER… OR HIM


Gays are horrible re-group and as overall group they are so soft… so out of masculinity… IF I WANT VISUALISE WHAT’S WOMAN IN MALE VERSION… THAT’S WHAT MY BIAS PULLS ME OVER
GAYS
GAYS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MIXURE OF HORROR MOVIE
IT’S SO UNNATURAL… SO AWFUL…
There is porn in which people eat poop, it’s called “THIS MORON NEEDS A BRAIN”.
There is porn in which you put objects inside holes…

HEY FOLKS STOP DOING THIS SHIT
MOST HOLES ARE NOT PUTTING OBJECTS… IT’S HORRIBLE UPBRINGING SHIT… MOST HOLES MADE UP TO PISS… EAT… CUM… POOP… THAT’S THE IDEA…

Nothing too far… nothing less!



What is great is small children I LIKE THE WHOLE idea of subscribing to the smaller version pussy go fuck in the far far future. It’s definetly lesson giving and becoming a teacher on “fucking’.


I hate people who lie and are not serious it’s like AN AND AA meeting which is anal norms and assholes area meetings… those groups are for suicidal people. Great place!

People say suicide is bad, but it’s value giving process. You safe time, you economical by standpoint you make God’s work more easy + you can make it fun… exciting and something to look forward.



"Call Center”


- Sorry folks I DON’T WORK ANYMORE THERE… I AM NOT OKAY OF SOMEBODY USING ME AS A PUPPET ABD FUCKING ME AROUND



“Liars”



We need those folks from evolutional stand point, but if you ask me… FUCK ‘EM

KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING REGROUP

THE LESS FUCK GIVEN TGE BETTER LIFE GONNA BE LIVED




Facebook and as overall social media it has not weight opinion + nothing more than going aroubd qualities:

- Care More
- Give Fuck More
- Lie
- Attention Span Deficific
- Less Serious
- Lazy
- Procrastinate
- Waste Time
- Compare yourself
- Qualify yourself


All those qualities here are for control freak, compulsive and  obsessive…


Anyone using underground… subway?Lately!
I have been few times in the metro… today and lately since the whole beginning of the undergound base shit… I have been thousand times, IF TODAY I AM HERE… IT’S MAINLY BECAUSE OF COMPLAINING
WHAT BUGS ME… IS THAT THERE IS WRITTEN NOWHERE AS FOR WHERE TO LOOK… WHERE TO STARE WHEN THE STOPS AS TOO MUCH OR YOU GONNA HAVE FUCKING LONG… FUCKING LONG RIDE

The other thing is toilets with holes… it’s nasty and horrible place… some places smell awful… exactly room awful.
What I want to complain is idiolazing fans and too much staring beautiful women…



I GET IDEA YOU ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF TO GET CONFINDENCE TO ELIVATE… TO PULL UP THE CONFIDENCE SHEET
BUT FUCK THAT PROCESSBUT FUCK THAT IDEA
THE MASS IS LESS THAN YOUTHIS SHIT STAYS WITH ME


When you grow up and you still want to play with toys like the way you were as a child… without looking like mental instable or mad… or crazy the way is to go in politics.
There you play with toys for grown ups… you move action figures… you make real life consequences which to be honest is near as 5D … with the mist updated matrix technology.

Comedy: Guys

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Just fuck me … okay…? Fuck dominanation… people say information is not fun being walking database is bad shot… no fun, no gain. But guys let’s be real when dice don’t follow the float you make the flow… okay folks…


Get ready
Set
Background
Action


In the beginning filming… aand acting is fun but then comes chaos of toxicity… repeation… shouting … being upset.

Off fuck that my life is not living around the edge… it’s all about stability like somebody’s dick nice… compassion guys don’t get laid.


Let me re-phrase that I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW SOME GUY IS ADDICTED TO MY JOKES… AND IN THE SAME TIME THE SAME FUCKER TRYING TO FIND AND RE-DISCOVER MY NEXT JOKE… AND EHAT I AM GOING TO TELL

HERE IS THE THING
NO TELL
NO SAY

When I GO THROW MOVIES I GOT HUGE CHILLS OF ELEVATION PEOPLE LAUGH… PEOPLE JOKE
SO FUCK THAT I AM AROUND TO FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS WE NEED
BUNCH HIV POSITIVE FUCKS
I HATE BELIEVERS


COME ON GROW UP DIDN’,T YOU HAD ALREADY ENOUGH IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
GROW BALLS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF RAM FRAME
SO THE END OF THE STORY GOES LIKE YOU WHOLE FAMILY DIES RETARDED SND FAITH FUCKS GO AS THE MOST MORALLY CORRUPT CREATURES


YEAH… YEAH… COMPLAIN
I LOVE IT
WE GOT ONE MORE HOUR MATERIAL
I SM GOING TO ENJOY TO TAKE NOTES
WHEN YOU FUCK A CHICK YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ALPHA FUCK
BETA FUCKS ARE FIWNERS OF HIEARCHY
I SPEAK COMPLEX?
I AM HYPERACTIVE
AND TOO ADDICTED PERSONA




I don’t like fat fucks just too much food to digest to fuck them and they are not good in bed their energy is so lazy and so morally corrupted that 5 minutes is as much as their own personal record.
One guy told me that I CAN’T SPEND MY TIME WITH DEBUNKING
MYTHS
FACTS READING
AND DATA AS OVERALL

I AM LIKE WHY NOT?
IF SOMEBODY DIES I DON’T CARE of size fuck that one… fuck this fucking bullet point
I care about reason…
Why
What
When
How
And
Where

Best question most of them are good conversational starters the others are conversational killers…

Open ended game
I know that from my own fucking personal experience of fucking your mom



OH YOU ARE OFFENDED
WHY?
I PUT IN HER

UIO… UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT
OKAY GO DIGEST THIS BITCH

BUT STILL
NO FUCKING

THIS GUY IS PLAYING HARD… OH FUCKING TOO HARD



GIRLS ARE LIKE GAME
I HOPE I DIE
WHY
I ONLY EXPECT SHIT AND I GOT A LOT OF
WORRIES




And more optimistic view

Who am I guys?
The guy who runs the whole fucking gun
The guy who pin