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Comedy: MoveOver 2

 By DeYtH Banger



If something makes me crazy, thatā€™s women they make me crazyā€¦ fast mind changingā€¦ fast mood changingā€¦ OH GODā€¦ THIS IS THE MOST AWFUL NIGHTMARE.

I get why most males get om drugsā€¦ SOME MALES JUST WANT MORE FROM THIS RUSHā€¦ BUT WHEN THEY ARE LEFT BECAUSE MAINLY  LEACHING AND SEEKING VALIDATION; BEHAVIORā€¦ THE BEST WAY TO DEAL IS TO GET DRUGS





Or the story goes along the linesā€¦ I WANT DRUGS BECAUSE I LOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS SLUTS.
Slut is not bad wordā€¦ judging is badā€¦ show a middle finger to a womanā€¦ you password is ā€œOPEN YOUR INNER SLUTā€ā€¦ Give her chance to be slutā€¦
AFTER ALL THESE DATING PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS AND MOVIES MY SONGS IN MY HEAD ARE

ā€œI WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NO FRIENDS
NO LIFE
I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
SHAME
GUILT
EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
HATRED
FAKE REALITY
I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NOBODY
NOTHING
SUICIDE IS A GOOD VIBE BEHAVIORā€



I just greeted few people no replyā€¦ I was nice to fewā€¦ the best reply which I got was likeā€¦ ā€œFUCK OFFā€. I AM LIKEā€¦ WHY I EVEN TRY THIS PICK UPā€¦ BULLSHIT TACTICS



WHY I DONā€™T STAY IN HOME
CHILL THE FUCK UP
KILL MYSELF
DIE ALONE



I saw a cute womanā€¦ then I looked around and I saw a maleā€¦ I GOT TGE STORYā€¦ HE GOT A DICKā€¦ SHE GOT A PUSSYā€¦ THE LOGISTICS ARE AS BRIGHT AS HUGE TURN OFF FROM A GIRL





Which reminds me for a girlā€¦ which Spitā€¦ oh god she fucking did it. I WAS LIKE
AFTER ALL THIS SHIT DONE AND LEARNā€¦ MY REWARD IS TO GO OUT WITH A GIRL WHICH SPITSā€¦ OH GODā€¦ FUCK MEā€¦ I KNOW WHY PEOPLE DIE FROM HEART ATTACTā€¦ THATā€™S GOD LEVEL RAPE!.. OKAY!



This is not lectureā€¦ itā€™s my turnā€¦ my gamesā€¦ my rulesā€¦ I AM IMPORTANT AS FOR YOU GO RUSH ANXIETY IN YOUR WHEELS OKAY!? YOUR TALENT IS SUCK MY DICKā€¦ I GOT AN FUCKING NARCISSTIC EGOā€¦ I NEED AFFIRMATION



WHY THA FUCK NOT TO KILL MYSELF?


AND AS MOST PEOPLE SAY


DO IT
ANYWAY

Comedy: MoveOver 3

 By DeYtH Banger




To become a rapist, itā€™s not hardā€¦ you need a fucking privileged diversed, bitch momā€¦




I SAW A HAPPY COUPLE
I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING BIG AND LARGE TO FALL DOWN ON THEM



This here is speaking my authentic selfā€¦ as for anger and rageā€¦



FUCK YOU!



People make everything importantā€¦ food TV Showā€¦ moviesā€¦. Everythingā€¦ they just make it important, maimly because they are doing it and they ARE FUCKING SELFISH



I AM NOT LAZY
I STAY HOMEā€¦ BUT MAINLY BECAUSE PRE-SELECTIONā€¦ OF FOODā€¦ I AM GUARDINGā€¦IT I AM PROTECTING FROM FAT APOCALYPTIC PEOPLE



I just hate people who recommend TV Shows, Movies, Books ā€¦ music



WHICH FIRST
SUCKS AND SECOND OF ALL NO U DONā€™T KNOW
OKAYā€¦ IF YOU KNEW ā€¦ RIGHT NOW YOU GONNA BE READING THE BOOK ā€œI AM PRODUCT OF MY FATHERS SEMEN"ā€¦



I started authentic movementā€¦ so many people sayā€¦ be more honest with other peopleā€¦ tell them the truthā€¦ be authenticā€¦ remove your masks.


I saw a post o n the internet by my cousinā€¦ it was a jokeā€¦

"The joke is dumbā€¦ go kill yourself.ā€



I had a call from my momā€¦ to end itā€¦ I WAS HONEST ABOUT THE WHOLE THINGā€¦ I SHOWED MY DEEP INTENT



ā€œHeyā€¦ stay thereā€¦ I am comming to fuck youā€¦ deep inside your pussy and eat my cum.ā€



SO FAR IT WAS TOO MUCH ATTRACTION!




She ended the callā€¦


I saw a friend who has posted images with autographsā€¦ I told himā€¦


ā€œWhatā€™s that? Your new list with victimsā€¦ each victimā€¦ gives you different type of emotionsā€¦.. Smileā€¦ neutralā€¦ā€


I was honest with thatā€¦ this fucker got meā€¦ and said cut the bullshit.




FIRST OF ALL I AM PRACTICING MY AUTHENTIC LICENSE AND SECOND OF ALL ITā€™S NOT A BULLSHIT




I told himā€¦ you cut the pedophile thingā€¦ you just got too much under age kidsā€¦ YOU ARE JUST 19 YEARS OLDā€¦ I have repetitive ..  . OH I mean repeatingā€¦ myselfā€¦ the moment it comes





ā€œOhā€¦ mom bring foodā€
ā€œWhatā€¦ what aaaaa?ā€

ā€œMomā€¦ my dick is upā€¦ when are you comming.ā€



Thatā€™s how I deal with their bullshitā€¦ they do it purposefully such people ā€¦ I want to rape themā€¦ right in the alley cornerā€¦ dick up  and arousedā€¦.




Nowadaysā€¦ I got new missionsā€¦



- Go Be Physical with stranger
- Say something nice to stranger (UGHHHH)
- Talk to Everyone (Why somebody does not put me some kinda rope around my fucking neckā€¦ I WANT A FUCKING ROPEā€¦ OKAY!?)



STOP TO THE BULLSHIT TROPHY TITLES AND LIES FOR ā€œYOUR SON"ā€¦ MOST PEOPLE USE THIS TO PUNISH MEā€¦ OKAY STOP ITā€¦ FUCKING STOP IT

DONā€™T FANTASIZEā€¦ IF YOU GONNA DO ITā€¦ WE GOT Psychiatric hospitalsā€¦ GET THERE THE COUNTRY PROFITS FROM LIARS LIKE YOU




Out thereā€¦ there are chode crystal and people who are with desparate social circle + people who say "I can get every womanā€¦ if I want"ā€¦




NO YOU CANā€™T AND HERE WE ARE SPEAKING WITH YOUR EGO AND FUCK YOUR WISE THOUGHTSā€¦ FUCK ā€˜EMā€¦ FUCK YOUR DREAMS AND AS MOST PEOPLE SAYā€¦


Thank You

Comedy: Vivid

 By DeYtH Banger



Rapist are typical alpha males as for gamesā€¦ they donā€™t have any gender rulesā€¦ they are for males and females okay!?

ā€œMYTH 114. | Alcohol is a great antiseptic for open wounds. Alcohol is a great disinfectant for intact skin and inanimate objects; however, alcohol is not effective when applied to open wounds. When itā€™s used on open and exposed tissue, alcohol actually kills some of the human tissue along with the germs. This can delay the healing process of larger wounds.

MYTH 125. | Eating a lot of fruit is healthy. Actually, fruit has a lot of fructose, a type of sugar, which is not good in large quantities. Excessive sugar, no matter where it comes from, is still bad for your body. However, if you have a choice between a chocolate bar or a fruit, the fruit is still better due to the nutrients that it has alongside the sugar.ā€



So the new generationā€¦ is ā€œTake picture of meā€¦ you donā€™t need to be in it."ā€¦ Instragram is a new form of dophomineā€¦ always getting positive shitā€¦ the more you get the more you get drugged. Whatā€™s with this poop emojiā€¦ on facebook and even skype and facebook going too far as platformsā€¦ gifsā€¦ too much emojiesā€¦. Whatā€™s wrong with youā€¦ it doesnā€™t have face to faceā€¦ interactionā€¦WHATEVER YOU DOā€¦ WORDS DONā€™T DO ACTIONā€¦ BPTH FUCKS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE DEPRESSEDā€¦

SO HERE IS THE THINGā€¦ IF I SAY SOMETHING DUMB AND STUPIDā€¦





I get ā€¦ "are you okay?"ā€¦ "Do you have temparature?"ā€¦ and this fucking uglyā€¦ chin fuck Markā€¦ the creator of facebookā€¦ created poop emojiā€¦ WHATā€™S WRONG WITH YOU? WASTEā€¦ POOP IS = WASTEā€¦ THATā€™S POOPā€¦ THATā€™S HOW LOOKS WHEN FOOD GETS ā€¦ processedā€¦ how fucked up is that to be emoji or even backgroundā€¦


NOW ITā€™S MY TURN TO CALL MARK ON THIS
ARE YOU OKAY?



Selfishā€¦ selfieā€¦
Selfie itā€™s a bit near to selfishā€¦ā€¦ "Look at me"ā€¦ "I am looking at myselfā€¦"ā€¦ "Now Look At me"ā€¦ thatā€™s the new type of future you need to dealā€¦

People donā€™t live, they record
People are not in tge moment, but are miving into past negative and future impossibility and this here is for the average class ā€¦ not the minority sucess peopleā€¦ On this here ā€¦ line where am I?
I am nowhereā€¦ OKAYā€¦ I KNOW THIS FUCK SCHEMES

Comedy: Wose It (Part 1)

By DeYtH Banger



I think in Englishā€¦ mainly because lower count of symbols and lettersā€¦ In Bulgarian we have ā€œŃŽ"ā€¦"я"ā€¦"Š¬"ā€¦"Š¹"ā€¦ ahhhghhhh wtfā€¦ā€¦
People always think negativeā€¦ go to negative roots and self-hate themselvesā€¦ the best medicobe which we got isā€¦



BLOCK
ISOLATE
ā€¦
KILL
ā€¦

SUICIDE



People who kill women mainlyā€¦ itā€™s because too much "Rejectionsā€.. when the cup is full.. sexual drive itā€™s full booster and they go to killing spree. Itā€™s so something which happensā€¦ AS FOR NOW I AM THINKING..  WHY FAMOUS UGLY PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN BEAUTIFUL PEOPLEā€¦?



WHY SO?
PROBABLY I AM DEAD WRONGā€¦ THE LAST THING WHICH I WANT IS TO DIE FROM POISONOUS GAS WHILE READING DUMB PHILOSOPHYā€¦ LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SELFISH ACTSā€¦ FUCK ā€˜EMā€¦ FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIPā€¦ FUCK YOUR LIFE AND YOUR WHOLE TREEā€¦



I started watching ā€œAmerican Monsterā€ TV Showā€¦ they said that ā€œseason startedā€¦ tensionā€. Tension is good for picking up wonenā€¦ that guyā€¦ has the best tools in his boxā€¦ HIS FUCKING DAMN GOOD!

Comedy: Wose It (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger


I want to die into spoon of syrup. I want to die in pie of shitā€¦ I HATE NATURAL SEDUCERS!

I was supposed to be an extra in a movieā€¦ but tge road when along the line ā€œtoo excited"ā€¦ and I just didnā€™t make itā€¦ the moral of lesson is when life goes well you are excited ā€¦ thatā€™s why you donā€™t suceedā€¦




BE FUCKING MISERABLE



Okayā€¦ okay your kid us watching some bullshit kids show + he has imaginary friends also and playing with imaginary objectsā€¦ THE WORD FOR THISā€¦ LETā€™S BLAME IT ON BEING TOO HONEST ā€¦.. ITā€™S A WHOLE DISORDERā€¦ THE FUCKER IS CRAZY!


Fat fucks suceedā€¦ get beat up
Gays suceed.. always going out with girls or with their sexual partnerā€¦



As for me.. I am a

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