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Comedy: Frames

 By DeYtH Banger



Let’s talk about frames… think about it… social media is always playing … the game “proof others"… we always play in that frame then we want to be leaders…proving by itself is manifestation of victim mentality… it’s lower status game.

Psychology  - Objects
Philosophy - Subjects

Probably I am fucked up… who knows… but right now… definetly right now out there there are bunch of guys.





1) First Category guys who masturbate once a week… and today is the day… they are in front of the phone looking up to facebook celebrities… instragram celebrities and masturbating… playing with their dicks.


AS FOR TRANSGENDER… DO THEY HAVE SPECIFIC GENDER IN THEIR PASSPORT?




2) Second Category guys are people who are maniac obsessed to do it… over and over and over…





THEY LOVE IT
RIGHT NOW I BET SOMEBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF REWARD SYSTEM BEHAVIOR

I STARTED WATCHING NEW TYPE OF PORN… SUCESSFUL GUYS MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS ON THE STREET… INSTANTLY… WITH A STRANGER


THIS SHIT DEEP THROAT DEPRESSIVE!



I hate myself… facts… lies how far does life get… is it as far as "I am fucking your mom?” Ugh!, it was another good guess… I saw his expression… it was saying “What next… YOU SHARP FUCK!?”



ARE YOU SHARP ENOUGH?

THE PICK UP GUY…
OH YEAH THIS DUDE… I FOUND THAT I HAVE NO RIGHTS. … IN THAT SET AND I DEFINETLY HOOKED THE SET



What’s with this crap save other lifes, save humans, help babies… save children, save the army, donate… why everything ends up to money and let’s not forget




SAVE ANIMALS
SAVE SMOKERS

WHAT’S WITH THIS CRAP


SHUT UP AND MOVE ON

Comedy: Hate You

 By DeYtH Banger





I didn’t expect a lot of after daily affirmation, daily life attraction…THE SECRET




I KNOW YOU HATE ME
I AM OKAY WOTH THAT



AND FUCK OFF





Oh thoughts always having them… always thinking about something… about somewhere… about somewhen… it’s just endless circle… always being around something. And let’s give a chance to cockroaches, inagine a cockroach needibg to build a body and muscles… a cockroach on diet… healthy and as big as human size… imagine another time another parallel in which humand cockroaches exchange places… cockroaches becone as big as humans and humans become small as insect… as cockroach… the possibility goes as far “we don’t have the ability"… to know… to see and to get that the bugs and the insects in other slight levels of intellect… they are always humans…



WHICH GOES AS FAR
WE SAW A WALKING MEAT AND LET’S DO NLT SAVE ANIMALS… IT’S FOOD CHAIM FOR GOD SAKE

TRUE OR FALSE.. IT’S TINE TO BUST FEW MYTHS






"MYTH 89. | The capital of Australia is Sydney. The capital of Australia is actually Canberra and not Sydney.

MYTH 90. | Going out in the cold with wet hair will make you sick. While you might feel cold, there’s no evidence that supports the myth that you will get sick.

MYTH 98. | You swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. This myth was faked as part of an article about how easy it is for a convincing sounding "fact” to be accepted as true.“

I have questions… as for before you go to sleep … before you go in bed… Is there honor in fucking?
Is there a gender… called "trangender” in the passport…?“






There are boys… girls… and people who gender nix… you can’t put a mutant which is combination of two sexes… in one sex sex category as a boy or a girl… we need who new category for this… it’s called transexual.   MY AGE? MY NAME?





HOW SBOUT FUCK YOU
WAS IT A WELL DELIVERED LINE
OH GREAT
LET’S MOVE ON






I hate gays… I like lesbians… but not gays… I just hate them… I hope they die… I HOPE AN OLD MAN COMES WITH A GUN AND SHOOTS THEM RIGHT IN THE HEAD… DO DARE EVIL… DO EVIL
…

I WISH THERE IS A WHOLE OLD GENERATION GAY EXECTIONER GROUP…
…

WITH MAIN MOTTO

"YOU SON OF BITCH”





What’s attractive about more hairy and sweaty body?… A dick… I call it a pipe rape… and let’s face it… sweaty palms… ass with hair… ears with hair… beard… come on… THIS ISN’T ATTRACTION… THIS IS MONSTER OUT OF X-FILES…


OH GOD
AREN’T THOSE LOCKED?


I want to have sex with a main character soldier… Sex to be soldier position… Standing hand near to the forehead and while that position… slight movements with both hands.. 




PLAYING WITH MY BALLS AND DICK… PIPE RAPE…
WITH KNEES ON THE GROUND…


“IT’S A PRIVILLIGE TO FUCK YOU…

Part 2

 "If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of."

 

- Adam Carolla

 

 

"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, "Uhh... I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.""

 

- Adam Carolla

Comedy: MoveOver

 By DeYtH Banger








BUSTED!, BUSTED!


“MYTH 100. | A special compound can be added to the water in swimming pools to reveal the presence of urine. Experts on chemicals used in public swimming pools say that although a reliable urine detecting dye can be produced, getting it to react only to urine and no trigger in the presence of similar organic compounds would make the mixture very difficult to produce and thus, very expensive to sell. Currently, there isn’t any company that is working on creating the compound, nor is there any company that plans to create the compound.

MYTH 110. | Nutritional supplements make you live longer. While nutritional supplements are great for supplementing a healthy diet, they will not make you live longer. In fact, due to many people misusing supplements, they end up doing more harm than good.”





So, Okay we know about your day to day  â€¦ your “today” status… but what happen with the“NON FUCKING” Do over… status ..  what happen with your peivious… precise identity… what happen… let’sPARALLEL THIS SHIT! What’s with all comedians playing the same routine over and over… you didn’t got it right? You want to play safe? Doing an experiment?





CUT THE SHIT
AND BE HONEST ABOUT IT
FUCKING RETARD




Look at me… I am genetic example of starvation… that’s the final stages of starvation… the first stage is to build muscles and in the same tine to starve and last level is me… no need to middle it… I AM TOO LAZY ABOUT IT… THE LAST LEVEL IS YOU EAT AND STARVE… LOOK I AM THIN… I AM NOT FAT… FAT PEOPLE GET IT WAY WAY… MORE FUCKING EASY… TGEY DON’T LOOK LIKE ARE COMMING OUT OF HOLOCAUST… OR SOME KINDA GAS CHAMBER OR LET’S COMPARE IT WITH TODAY SOCIETY… THE MOST NEAREST EXAMPLE OF STARVATION IS THE AFFRICAN NIGGAS… EVERYONE WHO GOT INSULTED OR OFFENDED SO FAR CROM THE LINE… IT’S OPEN TO GET ON YOUR KNEES ABD BLOW ME… JUST DO THAT

YOU FUCKING PIGGY FUCK




Let me tell you… some answers on topics which are too long on your computer… miss… confused… put for later or God knows what you have done.



SO FAR THIS LINE DOESN’T SOUND SO FAR DELIVERED LINE



Outside desparate dicks walking around for chicks… after all my opener was permission seeking and as for those guys sucess rates are going upward… then we go to anti-social … which succeed in life and asocial… OH GOD THEIR LIFES SUCKS





PUT IN PIT OF NEGATIVITY
BRAIN DRAIN INTO NEGATIVE ROUTINES… BEHAVIORS… PATTERNS… MINDSETS… AFFIRMATIONS


FULL ON
FUCKING FULL ON



IT’S ALL ON… NEGATIVITY.. ALL THEIR LIFE IS ALL ABOUT NEGATIVITY. Negativity is not so bad … it’s a survival… tactic… a survival inner instinct.


BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING




God created social… people… which he wants to go with race… anti-social… people who can do it..  but they can say no… and asocial are people who can’t decide… which group to choose…. God here is like:



“I DON’T WANT THOSE FUCKERS ON THE REPRODUCE LINE…” Did you got that?
No beta males on finish line… we can get alpha and all other groups and types of males… but nor beta…. Beta males are a confused nation… THOSE FUCKERS ARE DOWN… SOCIETY WANTS EXAMPLES… HERE IS A FEW.





IF YOU WANT TO GREET AN AVERAGE CLASS PERSON … GO WITH MIDDLE FINGER




It’s not a “Spike Attraction”, “Hook the Set”, “Seduce Women”, “BrainWash Them”, “Pandora Box”, “Seduce and Attract"… Tactic… nothing like that… but if we need to talk about something here that’s dating products are all… ALL OF THEM SAY




"YOU NEED THAT”
“YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH… GO CHANGE YOURSELF”
“CHANGE FOR THE BETTER YOU”
“THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T SUCEED WITH WOMEN”



And if something this is feeding… that’s more from the ingredients:



- Not Enough
- I want More

Aghh, A good set if mixed up beliefs… makes strong and healthy confusion. Let’s go back for a while to God… asocial people are created first to be examples and to be a leverage for all classes in the human hierarchy… + God doesn’t want them on the re-produce line okay!?

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