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Comedy: Alright 2

 By DeYtH Banger





The day is the same the most cases you got fucking depressionā€¦ so go down there and do something which is going to save me and youā€¦




KILL YOURSELF
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

ITā€™S EASY!
ā€¦

DO THE RIGHT MOVES




Abrahom Lincoln loves catsā€¦ he left the cat to eat on the table in the white house, the real big interesting truck is that Lincoln was killed by fox outside and cat inside killer. Think about your fatherā€¦ now face the toilet!




YUP IT KINDA SUCKS
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHOOSEN TO BE HERE AND BURNā€¦ IN THE FIRE!


YOU FUCKING DEMANDINGā€¦ DIGESTIVE FUCK!





Oh I got itā€¦ the main reason I canā€™t fuck women is becauseā€¦ I am niceā€¦ I AM FUCKING NICEā€¦ UGHHHH
NICE

I HATE THIS WORD
THE WAY IT SOUNDS
THE MEANING

ā€¦.


THE WHOLE SHITTY CONCEPT

I HATE IT




I hope I drain into a vaginal canals bloodā€¦ I hope I die in a dumpsterā€¦ I WANT TO FUCK ROT FOREVER AND EVERā€¦ I AM GOOD GUYā€¦ GOOD GUYSā€¦ GET AS FAR AS TALKING NOTHING FURTHERā€¦

FUCK THIS DOWNWARD SPINE COMPLEX



If I canā€™t fuck with girls and tease themā€¦ I AM TOTALLY FUCKED FROM INSIDE UP TO OUTSIDE


I DID A DICTIONARY RESEARCHā€¦ F9R THIS SHIT GOES AS FARā€¦ YOU ARE NOT EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE HUMAN BEINGā€¦ FOR FURTHER ADOā€¦ CALL AND PRAY TO GOD FOR YOUR SALVATION!

Comedy: Dangerous

 By DeYtH Banger


People say facts are uselessā€¦ itā€™s useless to read books which donā€™t improve your life and also sleep deprivationā€¦ systematically ruins youā€¦ HOW ABOUT GO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU FUCK SCHMUCK CONFIDANT!




IF I HATE ANY TYPE OF PROCESS THATā€™S THE THINKING PROCESSā€¦ I FUCKING HATE ITā€¦ ITā€™S AWKWARDā€¦ ITā€™S MESSYā€¦ ITā€™S AWFUL AND ALWAYS TIMID AS FUCK



I am not trying to be funny by any type of meansā€¦ I am just meā€¦ sharingā€¦ One guy told me that I look like a guy who cheats the system a con artistā€¦ how about stop insulting innocent victim like meā€¦ I do manifestosā€¦ affirmationsā€¦ the last type of mindset is victimhood mentallyā€¦.







Sloppy fishā€¦ the fate guy..ā€¦ HOW ABOUT YOY DEAR FUCKSā€¦ GRAB COUPLE OF DICKS ANDā€¦ START INDULGING INTO PRACTICEā€¦ NOTHING IS BETTER OFF THAN BLOWJOB WEAK MIND MENTALITYā€¦ ITā€™S TOTAL BEND THE SLEVES ASS




One friend said to me that he liesā€¦ he cheated the challenge and we go as far asā€¦ a prostitute to him has suggestedā€¦ ā€œDO YOU WANT SEX?ā€ā€¦ how about stop being a fat slime fuck and start seeing the realityā€¦ CONTAINER FULL OF FARTā€¦ WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT LEVEL OF DETERMINATING LOGISTICS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GO TO FUCK PROCESSā€¦ ALLOW AND AVOID AND ITā€™S NOT FREE OKAYā€¦ SHUZZY???




I FEEL OFFENDED FROM LIARS WHO SAY DONā€™T HAVE FREE TINEā€¦ BUT IN THE ENDā€¦ END UP HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE OUT FOR LONGER THAN PROHIBBITEDā€¦ PROVISIONā€¦


OH GOD
WHY AM I A TOTAL FUCK UP?



WANTING TO KILL MYSELFā€¦ IS NOT A SHIT TESTā€¦ ITā€™S REALITY!



They seek pure form of validationā€¦ Thatā€™s allā€¦ thatā€™s fucking allā€¦ minddle finger in front of the faceā€¦ dumb idea going as far as the argunent we are dumb and smart in the same wayā€¦ we are the sameā€¦ we all dumb and we all are smartā€¦ little by littleā€¦






HOW ABOUT GO GRAB A COCK AND DONā€™T TRY TO CUT ME OF ā€¦ LIKE A BIZZARE NOVEL OF STEPHEN KING . I GET IT OKAYā€¦ BODY LANGUAGEā€¦ BODY FUCK..
BODY LINGUISTICS .. WHATEVERā€¦ HE WAS USING VERBAL WEAK TYPE OF INVESTMENT


Okay here a spoon with syrup for the freaksā€¦ if the woman is happy while cleaning the rooms.. or dishes or doing the laundryā€¦ it means this bitch had sex okayā€¦ I KNOW ITā€¦ HOW LONG STORYā€¦ SHORT TOLD! AT HOME I AM LIKE LABORATED RATā€¦ ALWAYS LEARNINGā€¦ NEW SKILLSā€¦ AND CONSUMING..




SO FAR THE LAST WORDS WHICH I USEā€¦ NOT SURE FOR WHAT TYPE THEY AREā€¦ BUT.. I SOUND LIKE I AM DESCRIBING A LAZY FUCKING SNOB



Look life sucksā€¦ itā€™s more longer than 5 minutes of disaprovalā€¦ Come on society be biased to rape meā€¦ come onā€¦ life sucksā€¦ give one more pickleā€¦ suprise!

Comedy: Failure

 By DeYtH Banger



Anker ā€¦ angerā€¦ a moment of glory and whole lot of silence, itā€™s not my fsult that I quit the whole thingā€¦ it just happen, we can play verbal battle gamesā€¦ even go as far my bed worser everydayā€¦ but no need for that stinky shit.





My mom boyfriend is a average joe fuck, so far without any type of education, gets pussy. We arw talking about mastering abomination of desparationā€¦ on each levelsā€¦ advance ā€¦ intermidiate. I hate the moment in which thought need to come outā€¦ to pop outā€¦ how about derest ā€œFUCK YOUā€ and the center sucks all people are miserable and all of them hate themselves deeply. We are talking about victim mentality, if facebook has help so far woth something thatā€™s with becoming a victimā€¦ you just become .. crazy narcisstic fuck who always proofs to others that his life worths ton of value.




I donā€™t get it ā€¦ social media with helping contributing value ā€¦. It gets as far providing propagandaā€¦ than any other shit.  JUST THINK ABOUT IT.. NOW ON THE PHONEā€¦IN THE FUTURE SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PERFECTLY BRAINWASH US





I am data fuck upā€¦ thatā€™s the few dictionary words which people can use to describe me. Before a year, girls used to reject meā€¦ with all types of bullshit stories, nowadaysā€¦ I REJECT THEMā€¦





ā€œTHIS BETWEEN USā€¦ IT WONā€™T HAPPENā€

ā€œYOU AND MEā€¦ TOGETHERā€¦ IS DEFINETLY NOT HAPPENINGā€¦ā€

ā€œI HATE YOUā€¦ ā€



Total recessā€¦ fuckā€¦ one mother just said

ā€œBe carefulā€¦ there is possibility car to hit you and even smash you.ā€

- To her  daughter




AS FOR ME I SAID



ā€œOh great, I am going to fuck a dead body.ā€



I act hard with women.. itā€™s not so hardā€¦ Itā€™s sinple as hellā€¦ itā€™s like not calling themā€¦ and never inviting them anywhereā€¦ I got pleny on my phone and social mediaā€¦ I DONā€™T INVITE ANY OF THEā€¦. I AM JUST A MASTER OF SOCIAL CIRCLE

The more lessā€¦ I callā€¦ them tge more build up attractionā€¦ I create and as the girl says ā€œI never answer callsā€ and letā€™s not skip the negative outcome from yesterdayā€¦ I went into tge set for high five and she saidā€¦ ā€œDO YOU WANT A SLAP?ā€

Comedy: Lie

 By DeYtH Banger




Oh you got a strong opinion and strong openerā€¦ how about fuck youā€¦ you are just a social media narcissist buddy. The nore you hate the lesd value you give!




YOU NEED MOTIVATION?




Fix your brainā€¦ get s lobotony and get rapedā€¦ sell yourself as most dearest prostitute abd we are definetly not talking about logistics. I was in a barā€¦ when I did a spin moveā€¦ OR LETā€™S SAYā€¦ WHAT I TRUED AND I FAILEDā€¦ IT WAS WITH BEHIND METHOD WE MASSIVE RE-THINKING METHODā€¦ + TAP ON THE SHOULDERā€¦ LIKE I WAS GETTING VALIDATIONā€¦ FOR NOT SUCCEEDING






SUCH SUCESS STORIES RAPE ME FROM MY MOUTH UP TO MY ASSHOLEā€¦ I LOST STATUS ALONG ALL LINESā€¦ PLEASE GIVE ME TIME





NOW I AM LIKE A WAITING PERMISSION BITCH







Stop with lies they are like cancerā€¦ the more lies the more awful the cancer it gets worserā€¦ I hate peopleā€¦ I blame all and hate allā€¦ OKAYā€¦I JUST DONā€™T CARE WHO YOU ARE FATā€¦ UGLYā€¦ AWFULLā€¦ GO GET MOUTH RAPE AND GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT TO YOUR EXISTENCEā€¦ PROBABLY SELFIE BY ITSELF IS SELFISH.




Lies are walking tumor the more you tellā€¦ the more you lose hope in humanityā€¦ tumors and cancersā€¦ they arenā€™t awfulā€¦ they are preversal accessoriesā€¦this is the new thing in the fashion industryā€¦I WANT ALL OF THEM.. SYNDROMESā€¦ DISEASESā€¦ PHOBIASā€¦ SOUNDSā€¦ WAY WAY FUCKING COOLā€¦ THE MORE I GET THE MORE FASHIONABLE I GETā€¦


THIS IS FREE FASHION
GOT CHOOSE THE SPECIAL ONES


Some people sayā€¦ be carefulā€¦ what you wishā€¦ IN MY OPINIONā€¦ BE CAREFULā€¦ WHAT I HOLD IN MY HAND.. BECAUSE WEAK MINDED FUCK LIKE YOU IS THE FIRST PERSON ON MY LIST TO DIE!



I have never been in relationships and right now I am not in any type relationshipsā€¦ one girl asked meā€¦ Have ever been in relationshipā€¦ I answered ā€œYeah.. with my mom"ā€¦ she said "seriouslyā€¦ have you?ā€
ā€¦ I thought she got my pointā€¦ my methaphorsā€¦ but so far we reached as far ā€œDo I get bonus points?ā€ Come onā€¦ I want to get rapedā€¦ I want to kill myself itā€™s self prophecyā€¦ COME HE IS PHYSICALā€¦ WHO THA FUCK DOES ALLOW HIM TO BE PHYSICAL FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIMā€¦ OKAYā€¦ LET ME SAY IT AGAIN DUMB BOLD GUYā€¦ FUCK YOU AND FUCK ā€˜EMā€¦






VALIDATION
HOW ABOUT GETTING A DICK HOLEā€¦ OKAY!


I HATE BUILDING UP MOMENTUM STRATEGIES IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SICKā€¦ NOBODY DOES THAT

I FEEL WASTED AND FULL OF HATEā€¦ NARROW MINDED FUCK LIKE ME GOES AS FAR FUCKING AROUND WITH PEOPLEā€¦ UGHH NICE GUYSā€¦ WHY WE JUST DONā€™T LEAVE KILLERS TO START DOING MASS CRIME STRIKES AND DEAREST FUCK TO ALL FUCKERSā€¦

ā€œFACT: 1 ANENCEPHALY






   Anencephaly is the absence of a brain and spinal cord. There is no cure and most anencephalic babies die during childbirth. According to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, ā€œa baby born with anencephaly is usually blind, deaf, unconscious, and unable to feel pain. Although some individuals with anencephaly may be born with a main brain stem, the lack of a functioning cerebrum permanently rules out the possibility of ever gaining consciousness. Reflex actions such as breathing and responses to sound or touch occur.ā€

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