Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2) by DeYtH Banger (most motivational books TXT) 📕

Banger


I watch pornography from footjob, blowjob, feetjob, titsjob, tits fuck, big dick, big cock, deep pussy, deep throat, sloopy blowjob, fingers job,  bondage, hardcore, softcore.... I just watch it over and over and over and over.




THEREEEEE ISN'T ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT... I JUST DO IT MOMENTS WHEN I NEED... TO BE HAPPY... LIKE MOMENTS OF DEPRESSION, I DO IT IN MOMENTS WHEN I NEED TO GET CLOSURE... DO IT... IN MOMENTS WHEN I NEED TO RIGGLE DOWN THE DANGGLE.


BUT STILLLL IT'S NOT MADNESS... BUT THIS OLD FUCKS NEED TO DIE... THEY ARE PUTTING PRESSURE UPON THE NEW GENERATION AND THE NEXT GENERATION AND THE PRIVIOUS ONE GENERATION....


Look it's amazing to seee the whole dick going to a mouth of sweet hot babe and then watching a footjob and in the end there is reward for this slut.... white fucking reward.


LET'S SUM IT UP...  THIS SLUT IS OLD ENOUGH... TO PLAY WITH THE GROWN UP TOYS... THERE IS DAGGLE INSIDE THE PANTS HER ACCESS IS GRANTED...




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SOOOOO.... SOOO DEAR... SLUT... BIATCH... AND WANKY BASTARD.... BE PATIENT AND IN THE END YOU GONNA GET THE REWARD.


Okay... okay... I am going to be honest... I like to laugh at people's beliefs... I like to be arrogant and I like to throw all the times jokes... once I start rolling the game... I just go to insanity. I am so fucking damn MAD FUCK!



People are religious and use religion as excuse to torture and to kill people... people do pleny of sins... you got religion... so there is allowance of doing sins...


DOOOO ONE... TWO.... THREE... ALL PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THAT... ALL PEOPLE DO SINS... SO RELIGION IS GOING TO SAFE THE MANKIND.



Bargodastic work is bothering around the corners on internet... all types of screw up and fucked up content. Comedy: Jealous

 By DeYtH Banger


Hello, rigid fuck, dumb fuck and holly mother of God. I am not a religious type but let me tell you something.


LIFE IS BULLSHIT AND EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT OR BRAGGING ABOUT IT… IT WON'T MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPY… ALWAYS BEING UNHAPPY BECAUSE OF EVENTS WHICH HAVE HAPPENED… WILL HAPPEN OR HAVEN'T HAPPEN… THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS BULLSHIT… RIGID FUCK.
I really don't have what to say… you can stop the whole stage act right now or even stop reading. I ain't gonna judge you.


ALL TYPES FUCK IN THIS WORLD EXIST… FUCK IT, JEEZ FUCK, FAT FUCK, SLIM FUCK… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON… IT DOESN'T MEAN SOMETHING GREAT IS GOING TO COME FROM THIS WHOLE GAME.


I thought today I was going to do something… Like getting a new friend… going out with new people… socializing new types of fuck, cleaning old fucks… Calling the guy who gives me tips about life… but in reality it happen this:


I WAS OUT WITH A FRIEND… ON MY AGE MENTALLY FUCKED AS ME.. GOING OUT AND BOTHERING THE SHADOWS… BUT HE ISN'T ONLY FUCK WHICH I GOT MY LIST… I HAVE AND OTHERS FUCKERS… SPIRTUAL FUCKS - WHO THINK THEIR WAY IS BETTER, THEIR LIFE IS GOING TO GET CHANGED, GOD IS GOING TO GIVE THEM CHANCE IN HEAVEN…


BUT LET'S FACE IT… I DIDN'T CALL NEW PEOPLE ON THE PHONE BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF FOUNDING OUT THAT I AM GOING TO GET REJECTED… AND ABANDONED FOR REAL… THE TIP GUY… I DIDN'T ANSWER HIM… BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF MY OPINION ABOUT LIFE.


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Life is trauma of constant challenging and killing old fucks character. I am not trying to be genius, smart, clever or funny… I am just realistic!

Comedy: Jealous (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger



Okay, I am jelaous…

Out there… there are fucks who don't answer my phone calls… there fucks who ignore me… who try to decline all types of requests.. done by me.



IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME… WHAT TYPE OF HIS HAS CREATED LANGUAGE?

(DONE VS THAN… VS DAN… THERE VS THEIR…WHY VS LIE)

LANGUAGE SO HOLLOW AS FUCK!


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Yeah… yeah… as I said once I gonna say it and twice I am jelaous from people who... FUCK AROUND AND GOT EVERYTHING… I FUCK AROUND NOTHING… BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE UPON TO LAUGH.


So today I was ignored?


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WHY?
Lie?

When?

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Will?


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Not sure… the whole thing that we discussed is sick as fuck.

Comedy: Suicide and More

 by DeYtH Banger


So in reality you can't talk about everything, there are some limits... you can't joke about killings, rape, murder, fucking, sex... and then it goes further... race... skin colours... nationality... and where should we go?




HEY... . HEY... HEY... SELFLESS.. WEED FUCK... COMEDY DOESN'T HAVE RULES... I JOKE... AND THAT'S MY JOB... I CAN GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING... AS FOR YOU... YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!


Now a ripless... fuck comes over me and says "Tell the rape joke...".... "Tell the rape joke..."....  "Tell the rape joke..."....  "Tell the rape joke..."....  "Tell the rape joke..."....  "Tell the rape joke...".... 
and I am like "WTF... now in the middle of so much people I should tell the rape joke... wtf man!????"


WE CRY ABOUT SOME OF SON OF A BIATCHES... LIKE OLD FOLKS... THIS PEOPLE ALREADY GOT IN LIFE... THERE WERE ON THE RIDE... WHY THE FUCK WE BOTHER IN CRYING ABOUT SUCH PIECE OF SHITS???... oLD FOLKS... YOUNG FOLKS... RAPE VICTIMS... WHY EVEN BOTHER A CRY?


So I am kinda of fucked up all the time thinking and now... this... he wanting from me to tell in front of so many people a rape joke?... How fucked up are you?

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DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT SUICIDE ALSO?.... JESUS... GOD... NOTHING FROM THOSE LINES CAN ENTER IN YOUR JOKES?

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So how fucked up should you be... to have the need and the crave to kill yourself... or let's kill your character... and we are on the time and they are smoking weed and won't bother time and when life takes their life... life will do the same drill.

Comede: VLiar

 by DeYtH Banger



Do you have the thought like... you have already said that?... you have already done that... or what next to say?... The first 2 questions are great... but the last one....!???.... Little bit SHAVY


LIFE IS A RAZOR AND RIGID FUCKER... YOU ALWAYS THINK THAT YOU KNWO EVERYTHING AND NO NEED TO LEARN MORE... BUT WHEN YOU FACE THE TRUTH... WHAT YOU REALLY KNOW IS A SMALL amount FROM EVERYTHING.


ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS?
ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING?
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I never said that I think I am "Clever"... or "Smart" or "Intelligent"... I just think of myself as a person who just "Do stuff" and "Did stuff"... One moment I just want to take other people's moments... but what I am now reading isn't really taking a moment... it's like wasting time.


YO LARRY, LARRRY... LARRY KING... GO MORE PRACTICAL DON'T BULLSHIT PEOPLE WITH THIS BULLSHIT BOOKS.




I am using a tactic... which other people use in my case people lose closure with me with other people... they get closure.



SOOORRRY... I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH SUCH A OVERALL OPINION... WE NEED MORE DETAILS AND AS JORDAN PETERSON GOES... THE DEVIL LIVES IN THE DETAILS...


HEY, DEADLY WITLESS... FUCKER... HOW MUCH TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO SAY THIS... THE "Devil is in the details????"



So now I am facing reality... jobless... fucked... screw it up... and  I thought that I was going somewhere... False hope, false dignity and life continues it doesn't bother to ask me how is going 





DOWN THERE, DOWN THERE... FUCKER... VAGUE FUCKER...



Look when you are observant and good in thinking... the best proffession for you and to get away with it thousand of times... and continue over is to be a comedian... all comedians get away with pleny of stuff... but remember the crowd is rough... everything is raw and life goes on.

Comedy: Why?

 By DeYtH Banger


Why people want to solve problems?

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They have pleny of problems they want more.



PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP... FULFILLED UP TO THE TOP WITH PROBLEMS AND WANTING MORE... IT'S LIKE A VICIOUS READER... HE ALWAYS WANT ONE MORE BOOK AND HE IS SAYING... I AM GOING TO BE READY WITH ALL OF THIS BOOKS....


Here is some vindictive truth.... NOOOO... NOOO YOU AIN'T GONNA BE READY WITH ALL OF THIS BOOKS/AUDIOBOOKS/TV MOVIES/TV SERIES/PROGRAMS/COURSES AND SO ON AND SO ON... IT'S JUST TO MUCH... IT'S CONTRADICTING YOUR POTENTIAL.



I don't want to fuck with people...I am enough fucked often go home after get few times stalked by creeps outside... when I am home... aka safe zone I just get prepare for the sweet shit.


PORNING THE WORLD,
SO MUCH PORN,
SO MUCH