Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2) by DeYtH Banger (most motivational books TXT) 📕

PROBLEMS
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JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME... Comedy: Rape

 by DeYtH Banger


It feels like I have already talk about this topic, I am not sure if I am going to be again on stage... will again have the same job? or will I lose paranoia... because nowadays I have paranoia on different levels about differents stuff, paranoia on people, paranoia of losing people, paranoia of getting abandoned... and really let's face it there isn't time in our pockets.



HEY, DEEP LIP BIATCH... GO DIGGIN... GO DIGGIN... TIME IS IN OUR MINDS AND SLUTTERS AND WALLOW IN OUR HEADS...


Yesterday or today... I am not sure... because it started yesterday the stage thing and it finished today the morning... I am afraid of losing the whole acting thing... but let's go to the top stuff... I made peoople... laugh I made people to be interested... should I talk how everything happened on or not?...



NOTTA AND GONNA ARE THE NEW STAGE DOPE OR LET'S SAY THIS THE NEW PHRASE WRITTEN BY ME AND DIRECTED BY RSD JULIEN... 

I HATE THAT SLUT FUCK, I HATE THE SLIM FUCK AND I HATE ALL TYPES OF FUCKS WHO HAVE DISGUSTING THOUGHTS ABOUT RAPE.


Everyone got a talent, rape talent, gag talent, gig talent, silent talent... everything could be set up in category talent. I am sorry I couldn't come today... but  how far should we get?


Does people hate me really?
Am I really doing something in this world?
Are people really interested in me?


I AM SORRY, A KILLING OF CHARACTER IS MY POSITION AS FOR NOW... I WOULD LIKE TO KILL ALL TYPES OF CHARACTERS AND GO TO THE BROAD NATION OF REALITY. IT'S NOT SOME TYPE OF LIE OR ILLUSION... I HATE THOSE OF TYPE OF DOSES...

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Smart people, 
are fucked up,
fat, slim, lip...
and biatches!

Comedy: On Opinion

 by DeYtH Banger



You got it wrong... all about comedians and horror.



FIRST YOU FUCKING DEAD, TRANNY FUCKERS AND SLIM AND FAT FUCKS WHO THINK CAN SURVIVE IN THE JUNGLE LIKE BEAST ALL OF SHAME DOOR.

FAGS, GO DOWN YOU FUCKING
FUCKERS!


Comedians are people with opinion if you think you got a opinion about something you have read something you have gave a thought about it and you want to get away with the whole roofie shit... the best pleace for you is to go on the stage and to become a comic.

Comics are people who can get away with pleny of topics and stuff, I have said once I gonna say it twice... it's true and it's a real fact.


ROOF FUCKS, SLUT FUCKS... AND FAGS...

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ALL THIS TYPE OF GOD DAMNIT... 



It's some kinda of curse of remembering pleny of stuff or everything... it's kinda of curse to have a fetish of details... some people like feet others nails others foot others fingers others buts and all crazy other fetishes... life is always changing... people change so and their likes and dislikes.

If you ask me... I don't like feet and foot because they are dirty and I don't want to have anything to do with those type of stuff, nails under them there is some dirty and disgusting stuff... no wanna touch or smell or taste it... it's sick as fuck...


YOU SELF-RICHEOUS FUCKS... I HOPE YOU GOT MY POINT... YOU SELF OBLIGENT FUCKS... SELF HATED FUCKS!


Horror... horror is the genre who shows you the unknown... and it helps  you to cope with harsh moments in your life.

Comedy: Society

 by DeYtH Banger


People with ideas rule the world... people with opinions die underground or on the stage but if they get too far don't think somebody is going to tap you and say "Bravo... bravo..."... most likely you gonna get some wrong pills and die from drug overdose.


THE WORLD IS GETTING COMPLEX... IT'S NOT EVERYTHING ABOUT MASTURBATING.


Everyone nowadays have an opinon, but the future is going to be like  people without opinions the more and the more generations get brought to this world the more dumber they get. 


NOWADAYS OUT THERE... THERE SOME SICK FUCKS WHO CAN'T HOLD ANYMORE WITH DRUGS AND THE TRUTH AND GO TO SERIAL KILLING AND MASS MURDERING... IT'S NOT ME THE PROBLEM, IT'S NOT YOU... JUST ONE MOMENT IN LIFE YOU SAY "ENOUGH"... AND YOU GO INTO KILLING.


So most people supress the truth with alcohol and drugs the more younger you get into that shit... the more you grow the more fucked up you get. It's not good or great... 


PEOPLE CAN'T COPE WITH THE TRUTH... MOST PEOPLE GET IN THE DEPRESSION AND SAY THAT IN THEIR LIFE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THIS SHIT, THEN THERE IT COMES PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE SUCCEEDED AND TELLING STORIES TO OTHERS HOW TO SUCCEED AND NOW THE BIGGEST QUESTION WHO SHOULD WE LISTEN?


The ruth and rude... fuck I am the more better for you is to adapt this world... I have been watching comedy for a very long time... comedy is now part of my life... it's like I started in watching this shit before 2-3 years... probably it's not really a long time... probably I am wrong... okay...


Comedy helps me to cope with the truth...


I AM UNIQUE AND PLENY OF PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE LIFE LIKE MEIN... TO LIVE MY LIFE... BUT IT'S BIT HARD TO HAVE SUCH LIFE ON YOUR BACK... COME ON... FIRST OF ALLL YOU SHOULD BE READY TO LAUGH ANYTHING IF PEOPLE PUT YOU IN POSITION DECAPITATION YOU SHOULD BE READY FOR THE THAT....


So let's roll it over people smoke weed and cigars at age of 11 years old... I have even seen and more younger generation... people at age 18-19 are fucked up as hell... hookah... cigars... drugs.... alcohol all this sorts of substances to supress the real life.


They don't want bother life,
They don't want to bother worry,
They don't want to bother sadness,
They don't want to bother truth,
They don't want to bother .... etc...


BUT IN THE OF THE DAY... THERE ISN'T ANY TYPE OF HOPE OR PRAYER WHICH CAN SAVE YOU... LIFE IS GETTING FUCKED AS MORE WE GROW... PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT STABLE FOR LIFE!

Comedy: Gender

 By DeYtH Banger


I HATE Bulgarian people, I HATE their language… their alphabet and their people… from their community. I am not trying to be self-hatred… self-selfish or angry guy.


BUT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS… DON'T GET MY POINT.. I AM TRYING TO EXPRESS MY OPINION.. AND LET'S CUT THE DEAL ONCE AND FOR ALL.


Shemale or male?.. Female or boy?… Or a girl?

The whole concept is shady, let's go on…


HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOGNISE A GIRL WITH A LONG HAIR VS GUY WITH LONG HAIR… WHAT TYPE OF NATURAL SELECTION IS THIS?


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THIS IS FUCKING MUTATION… ONCE THIS HAS HAPPEN DOES IT MEAN OUR VIEW OF SEX SHOULD CHANGE?


I even saw a girl or a female not sure about this with short hair…

COME ON… COME ON… THIS NATION IS GETTING CRAZIER THAN EVER… LOSING PHONES AND GETTING UPSET AND LITTLE BIT WORRIED IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF HELL.


NOWADAYS I AM NOT SURE ON WHAT SHOULD I HAVE HARD COCK ON WHAT NOT… IT JUST HARD…


People say life is simple… but this is nothing compared to what's happening the previous 20-30 years on this planet.

 

Comedy: Jester

 By DeYtH Banger


Yup… yap.. .yap.. .this is not my real name… DeYtH… but  this doesn't mean that I am going to kill the character which I created.


CONFUSED AS FUCK… CRAZY GUCCI MOTHER FUCKER…


You could go deeper and spend your next few months in searching… who I am… what I am doing… what next I am planing and so on and so on.. .. probably I am not a cyber God or cyber security specialist.


YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING PRICK… GO FOR THE FUCKING BLOW… I AM NOT GREATFUL… I WON'T GIVE RESPECT TO YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN STANDING ON THIS PLANET… I AM AN ACTOR… DON'T THINK I AM GOING TO USE ENVIROMENT BATHROOM.



MONK IS OVER… I MEAN I FINISHED THE TV SERIES… NOW I AM KINDA FUCKED… MAINLY BECAUSE NOT SURE WHAT NEXT TO FINISH AND HOW THIS FUCKING HOLE TO GET FULFILLED?


SO I AM KINDA OF LOONER,
GOT DISSAPOINTED SEVERAL TIMES,
WENT OUT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF PROGRESS AND PEOPLE LAUGHING ME LIKE I AM STAGE CLOWN…


I am kinda fucked… mainly because I never had a chance to solve the riddles which I was getting from life, not sure about context or content. But being mentally fucked is the same position as getting physically fucked.


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