Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2) by DeYtH Banger (most motivational books TXT) 📕

not trying to go with expensive jokes… or with the cheapest… we on a budget that's the whole the story.


THEY DON'T KNOW… THEY JUST DON'T KNOW… THAT'S WHAT REALLY BOTHER PLENTY OF MINDS. I AM NOT SURE AS FOR DID I PUT SOMEBODY IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, JUST NOT SURE…

SO SIR… GO AND REPEAT ALL STUFF… THE MORE YOU REPEAT THE BETTER POSITION IN LIFE YOU GET… AND DOES CINEMA PAY GOOD MONEY FOR ALL THIS MOVIE SHIT? Comedy: Hate OFF

 by DeYtH Banger




People hate me... it's not everything about opinion and misery... I kinda just can't collect my thoughts.


THE FUCKERS WERE LAUGHING AND LAUGHING... AND LAUGHING


Look guys I am not trying to be a pragmatic fucker or even a pageants. So look it from this aspect Jordan Peterson says:

"The Devil is in the details…"

And as I say:

"The moment you take me serious… god is going to make sure fuck you mentally and physically."

GODLESS FUCKERS… TRY TO MOVE… YOU CAN'T T MOVE

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I like the game of me getting offended…


SO YEAH TO HARSH YOU FUCKING MOB GANGSTER

Let's organize just get it… I gonna get in levels in which you put me… so if something happens it's your fault.

Comedy: Bullshit

 by DeYtH Banger


I just hate people... not gay nations or nationalism or lesbian couples or kids... I just hate people... people just want more and more and more like a brag out bitch and in the end they just want everything to be over.


GODLESS... NON PRODUCTIVE FUCKERS... WHERE THA FUCK ARE YOU GOING?


WHERE THE FUCK ARE GOING?


It's not comedy... it's more likely a irony... what we need a pull up show... which makes you think that  getting up in the morning early as 4:00 am is good as getting in 2:00....


UUUUUUU USELESSS FUCK... DON'T YOU STUDY SLEEP PATTERNS AND HOW IN LIFE YOU SHOULD MOVE.... YEAH I AM DEAD AS FUCK?... SO WHAT?


My favourite shows are those in which people fuck with others... no mean thing about this whole  thing... it's just getting around public pressure.... there is plenty of this shit and we just need to get over it.

When you are not famous like those black mother fuckers and also....


HE MENTALLY FUCKS ME UP... FUCKING MENTALLY... I AM NOT TRYING TO BE A SOB OFF NIGGA OR SOB OF WITTY FUCK...

Comedy: Bullshit (Part 2)

 by DeYtH Banger



It's not going to be long ride... neither a soft porn which you gonna watch in front of the TV... just shut the fuck up... and let's continue the whole story.





People just continue to fuck and fuck with others... useless conversation, useless... chats and talking... they spend too much energy to shitty stuff.


FUCK YOU AND FUCK THEM... FUCK YOU FUCKING GROWN UP FAGGOT


I hate faggots mainly because the whole process which they go is too disgusting to wanna have something with them. I hate chemistry... because it's a science in whcih people fuck with different type of elements... that's when public mutation and maladaptive stuff come from.



LOOOK YOU DEADLY FAGGOT... I AM NOT SERIOUS... I DON'T NEED TO BE SERIOUS... NOBODY LIKES ME... NOBODY NEEDS TO LIKE ME... I JUST WENT THERE AND PUT IT ON THE EXTREME.... I JUST DIDN'T HAD ENOUGH SLEEP IN MY POCKET.... + I DIDN'T GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO SHUT MY MOUTH AND YES... YES FUCKING YESS... I WENT VIRAL... I WENT FUCKING VIRAL WITH MY JOKES... THEY OFFEND ME... AND THEN I RETURN THE FAVOUR BY "IT'S MY TURN"....


I think there is something fucked up about thsi whole thing that "he is going to call me"... it sounds more likely "Nope... I ain't calling you... I just want to skip the whole conversation and go to the point of ... "Bye""



People play as dumb shit... playing sloppy with mob gangsters and in the end what?
Hoooodie!
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I don't want to fuck with the goverment... I am not smart enough... I don't deny or approve anything... comedy should continue rolling.

Comedy: Expect

 By DeYtH Banger


When I was born.... I thought that everything which is happening in my life is going to make socily good in life.


BUT IN END LIKE A VAGUE VAGINAL IDIOT… I WAS DAMN WRONG… I JUST GOT EXPECTATIONS WHICH WERE NOTHING DOING WITH REALITY.


Okay… I expect cold… that's why I feel cold… pleasure and thoughts basically come from massive conclusion.


So what you know from and about life is from massive attacks of conclusions.


I FEEL PAIN GAINING MY BODY… I FEEL HATRED… AND I FEEL WORTHLESS… LET'S FACE IT NOTHING FUN ABOUT THIS!


Are this people really my friends?… Is some kinda fucker trying to fuck with me… it just too much stuff are happening…


LIFE CONTINUES YOU SICK BASTARD… SLICK AND THIN BITCH… LIFE A COLD BLOODED KILLER... IT KILLS DREAMS WHEN THEY FACE REALITY.


I am not wrong and I am not going the wrong direction… I am doing the same act but this times massive conclusions upon massive conclusions…


THE CONCEPT WHICH I AM TALKING HERE IS SICK AS FUCK…


When I am honest.. I am brutally honest… I drain their energy .. probably that's why I don't have money and some kinda angry self-hatred nigga is trying manipulate me… but why?


Now promising me that he is going to pay about my food and drinks but in the end wanting me to buy him stuff?



YOU SICK CON FUCK…

I AM CONMAN I WON'T LIE ABOUT THAT… BUT THIS NIGGA NIGGA IS CON FUCK


This story goes like… if you start taking me seriously… nothing good from life is going to happen… nor for me or u.



LOOK I AM HONEST… I HAVE THE GUTS TO BE HONEST AND EXPRESS MY OPINION through JOKES… MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THOSE KINDA OF GUTS…


AND YEAH SORRY FOR THE WORD… I JUST DON'T MASS USE IT… YOU SLICK.. THIN FUCK



Look in life I was expecting self-improvement… not to be a wanky fuck and yanking my mother for box of chocolate. But life has it's own way of expressing things.. . It's like an endless circle of rape…


I MEAN PEOPLE ARE MEAN AND GOT FAITH WHICH BY ALL RULES IN COURT IS AN OPINION… AS BILL MAHER SAID… IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT "MY OPINION HAS LESS VALUE THAN YOURS."


Comedy is the thing which I breath and get as a dope.


WHINNY TWAG,
FAG.. .

Comedy: Presence

 By DeYtH Banger

I am getting material… I just need stuff for my next jokes…


MY JOKES ARE INTELIGENT ONES… NOT ONE OF THOSE JOKES WHICH PEOPLE CREATE AND SOUND DESPARE AS FUCK.


My jokes aren't desparare.. . Their expression of anger, mad, ludicrousity, shame, anxiety and depression… My jokes are brutal as fuck because I put this in action.


SO DEAR ACTION FUCKS WHAT GENDER, GENDER, IS YOUR FUCKING GOD?


I mean really.. what gender is… why male?… Too dominant… and how female… if it was female up there It was going to ve thunder brag about bitch. I am honest… I clarity in life…


NO ENDS ARE GOOD LIFE ENDS UP IN… YOU GOING IN BED AND IN THE NEXT DAY CONTINUING WITH YOUR ROUTINE… THAT'S HOW I SEE LIFE… IT'S A CONSTANT CYCLE OF MASS MANIPULATION.


In the end of day we gonna forget about me and those all other fucks.. . Every story from written is going to go in the past… Like a walk.


SO LISTEN FUCK.. AND SHUT UP… THIS TO ALL YOU FUCKING HECKLERS… WHO DON'T HAVE OTHER JOB THAN TO PAY MONEY TO SEE A COMIC AND FUCK HIM FOR REAL…


It's great in life exist loud fucks.. . This people who have taken life too serious… people who have been on drugs and the old generation….


I FEEL SICK AS FUCK… I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT'S THE HALF OF ALL PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY.


Is a waste of time?

Is it waste of time… that people to have opinion to be honest and go somewhere in life need drugs?



AND WHY THIS FAME SHITTY VERSION OF THE WHOLE NATION … HAVE SECURITY?


Yeah… yeah… Great you found that I exist. . With no present voice in this whole image… no narrator and presence of me… you feel every disgusting thought about yourself…


You want me… you want me to help you…


BUT SORRY…
MY LIFE ISN'T GOING ANY OTHER WAY BETTER… NO NEED FOR COMPASSION