Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2) by DeYtH Banger (most motivational books TXT) 📕

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I deny all accusation!? Comedy: Real

 By DeYtH Banger

Life is collection of bits of shit…


SODONOMY OF LIES AND HATRED

CONSTANT REMOVAL



Slur BIATCHES gay is a collection of nation which MASS navigated of always sponsoring  girls.


I call this burn off piece of shit…


CONSTANT FUCKING CONSTANT BLAME CYCLE… ALWAYS MY FAULTS… MY MISTAKES… MY FLAWS… AND LIFE CONTINUES… THAT'S SURE… MY MISERY DOESN'T REALLY MATTER…


I am going to die..  to be miserable as fuck and no need for suicide… my  jokes have created very expensive bond in life.

People are example of overtake BIATCHES in our language it means they give you compliment dope so to make themselves feel better… IT'S LIKE DOUBLE DRUG OVERDROSE


Sadness… depression… and over taken moments…


SO HEY MOTHER FUCKER… L8FE CONTINUES…  WITH OR WITHOUT YOU…

PROMISES AND LIES… OVERTAKEN PRECIOUS MOMENTS

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Depreviation and death… and now… the big now moment makes you to ask yourself the question

"What will happen If I help you?"

- I have got friends
-  I am in relationship
- I am funny
- I got PLENY fun with or without you
- And etc
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Our friendship
…. Won't  improve anything…


MY JOKES MAKE ME PATHETIC IN OTHER PEOPE EYES

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SADNESS… EXPRESSION OF NARROW BEHAVIOR
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EVALUATION AND DEPRIVED FROM LIFE

Comedy: Oh God (Part 1)

by DeYtH Banger




Life is a routine…… a constant cycle… deadly circus.


NOBODY… NO ANY MOTHERFUCKER IS HAPPY!?


Open doors and chilling states of misery…

Secrets and lies… truths and discovery


BRUTAL HONESTY AND HATRED…


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HIDING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS… NO SILENCE…


People wanting quietness and life… but in end getting threated as shit… you just can't expect from me anything… I am nor talented…


I JUST GOT A CURSE FROM GOD…
FROM THIS SON OF BIATCH


Sorry for being honest… but being brutal it's my second name… as in movies goes and as here it's going to go…


GIRLS ARE GOING TO GO
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LIFE IS SCARY ENOUGH
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YOUR MOM SUCKS MY COCK…
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I AM ANGRY THAT'S ALL ..

DON'T HIDE KNIFES…


BEING PATHETIC IS MY NICKNAME

Comedy: Stench Of Fire

 by DeYtH Banger



I just don't get people... spreading around themself with pleny of data... by itself it's articles, audiobooks, lectures, films, tv series, documentaries...


AND WHAT REALLY BOTHERS MY MIND IS HOW A SIMPLE HUMAN BEING WITH A FEMALE BODY AND FEMALE DESCIPLINE... HAS A CRAVE FOR A DICK... IN HER MOUTH?... I MEAN WHO THA FACK SENDS THOSE KINDS OF SIGNAL IN THE BRAIN LIKE...


LET'S SUCK THIS COCK
LET'S PUT IT THE MOUTH
GOOOO ... GOO DEEP
...

PUT IT IN THE ASS
PUT IT IN THE PUSSY


Ass fart... pussy fart... that how it went the most jokes with George Carlin... but if we go further... people joke about very ... very disgusting stuff... and how to laugh on this fucked up jokes?



And what's cool about dicks?... Really let's go over this topics?... What's cool about them?... The people who have those kinds of pipe are ... fucked up smelly faggots.. once a week... twice and month and as overall 24 times... in a year... those fucks take showers...


SOOOO TO BE HONEST ABOUT THIS  TOPIC... THIS FUCKS ARE  VERY... VERY SMELLY... AND SUCKING A COCK IS LIKE A SPORT!?


I MEAN NOWADAYS YOU GOT INTERNET IN YOUR POCKET... IN YOUR HOME... OUTSIDE AND PLENY OTHER AREAS... AND ONCE YOU GOT THAT... YOU GOT AND A TV AND PHONE... YOU CAN'T BE A PERSON WITHOUT THOSE THINGS... 


YOU... YOU... DEAR FUCKING YOU... YOU CAN'T SHOW ME OR TELL OR SUGGEST ME A PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE THOSE KINDS OF FUCKED UP STUFF... IT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE GOES AND THE WAY MOST PEOPLE FEEL ALIVE...


So first creating an article which says "Kill yourself or life is going to kill you"... and now I am going with "Don't kill yourself... let life fuck you over.."... if you kill yourself you gonna miss the whole 40-50 years show of career in the circus... 

Let's go over the whole thing... people who are comedians are people who know about pleny of topics they know push up and pull ups of variety of topics... it's like a joker and wise man = comedian.


It still bothers me to think how this disgusting thing how a girl dares to put it in her mouth... after 5 minutes ... less or more.. the dick rewards the sucker with some kinda white shit... no sure what do we call this... is it some kinda of sodonomy process of digesting children... and if it's true... 

CAN WE PUT THIS WHOLE THING ... SHE/HIM IS... GOD OF TIME... 

THE GOD OF TIME DIGEST IT'S OWN CHILDREN....


Let's again go over the whole thing... the bible says or probably have the message... if spell and written and concluded correctly that we all are relatives... so far so good...
so far so good... but  if true... 


WHY THIS DISGUSTING FUCK... WITH MAIN AND LAST NAME "GOD"... MADE US TO THINK AND OUR BRAIN TO FUNCTION IN SINFUL WAYS AND EVEN GETTING SOME KINDA MIND BLOW FUCKED UP THOUGHTS?



Probably all of you... but I am sure one of you... it's 100000 times sure it's not me... that you had a thought of becoming the other "Sex"... to look... act.... and do what the other sex is doing... 


IT SOUNDS LIKE GOD FAIL IN MAKING WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE ... SO TO CORRECT GOD'S MISTAKE YOU CREATED CATEGORIES LIKE LESBIANS AND GAYS

Gays aka Faggots famous with putting a cock in their mouth and lesbians like... typical  normal sex like a intercourse of  male and female ... but shown in a way of to female doing the work of normal sex... kinda of fucked up sinful act... If I was a preacher and I hear that I got lesbians and Faggots in my church I was going to be like... 


BURN... BURN.. BURN... THEM DOWN!

Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Double It)

 by DeYtH Banger



Nothing really happens... just let's think about it... woman wanting to put a dick in her mouth... it fucking kills my mind with pleny and even thousand of questions... like


and even licking skin and balls and making a deep throat...



so



DO YOU KNOW?

Like for example

- The piss comes out of there
- In the end of the blowjob... sloppy or not... you got a reward
- That I said reward it doesn't mean.... a good one... cum doesn't enter in that category
- If it was good... it wasn't going to be put inside two meat balls ... who do the work... while playing with a pipe... which is somewhere behind two clothes... like jeans and pants...
- Hairy... and cum... both of them in one setence.. it just kills the whole process of thinking about sucking a dick... I mean the person who created this idea... should be some kinda of less closure... less normal fuck...
- Balls of such type of male body don't do a lot of stuff... in reality they get clean up once a week or few times a week (if their lucky enough... to get that mind fucked host)
... the pipe... doesn't do any type of work... if the minds get enough thoughts and visualization expect the dick to grow...)
- Put show this meat fuck... pipe fuck... junkie... some disgusting videos it will go down... like
it has died...



Still and sstill and still hairy fuck... cum fuck... skinny fuck... how does a biatch... with well shaped body... well make up girl... wants to have this in the mouth... I am afraid even touching or going near such thing... I got one... and I am not happy about that... but biatches go so fucked up levels that they suck balls, suck pipes... do a deep throat.. lick the cum... drink pee... and the dick goes exploring female physique.



I GUESS... I FUCKING GUESS... THAT THIS FUCKING FEMALE CREATURES  DON'T GET FOOD..STARVE... DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND AS OVERALL THEY GO TO DO THIS SHIT FOR FEW BUCKS...

OKAY... OKAY... NOW I A GET IT... FEW BUCKS YOU TO LIVE... HOW ABOUT US?...
I MEAN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING AIDS OR HIV... BUT GOING SUCH TYPE OF CHARITY HOLE IN WHICH INSERT MY DICK INSIDE A STRANGER MOUTH AND IN THE END OF THE WORK... I PAY HER... (I HOPE IT'S HER NOT HIM... I AM NOT INTO BEARDED FUCKS...)


Life always express itself with irony... God's greatest jokes is when he tries to experiment with you like...

- Car Crash
- Water Flood
- Suicide
- Fight (Beating up)
- Getting Shoot
- Getting in Jail

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God sends you a message in your box and  you open it... and you do God's work... I mean... where is the subscription of this whole shit?... Once for joke and twice like... "What the fack???"...   Muslims and all type of terrorist get God message... I don't get God message... I got few emails and few phones and pleny of internet and lurking around data.... no signal from  God





I THINK THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR THIS IS A DESPARATE FUCK... THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE... IF YOU BRAIN WASH THEM ENOUGH... AND MIND FUCK THEM ENOUGH... THEY ARE READY TO GIVE YOU THEIR WHOLE BODY... I STILL DON'T KNOW THIS SECRET... I AM BIT CURIOUS HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOOR... HOW THA FUCK DO I DO THIS?





Look it from this point... people are crazy... their mad... insane... fucked up... and life goes on... with or without you....

Inserting in the dick maggots... having sex inside of other male's