Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) by DeYtH Banger (best ebook reader for pc .txt) 📕

all this is going to be your prom night... did you had such celebration in life?...
Yes


OR

NO?


Look my comedy is horrific... I write something and then I put it in horror... because it's gets in horrific levels....


This fucking assholes could go with... (About you):

- He made the right decision... (P.S. - We both know that this isn't true.. .you don't think the same thing as what you are saying...)

- He is a fucking asshole... (Note: I fucking love this compliment... another example of ruining my day... do you know that I hear you and see you?... Or if this is not true... the bible is fucking wrong and the last thing which I want to add... lies end up in making Jesus sucking my dick...)

(Note: After all... I am non religious person and I can say all type of shit and I don't need to get punished... life is a hell... another blow of offer won't be bad idea as for now...)

- Hey... wake up... son... I am sorry... I am sorry... please wake up.... Wake up son... (....and now is my turn once... having the chance to ignore you wake up and sorry's... I am very tired from that crap... don't ask yourself why I am here... it was the best investment I have ever done...) Comedy: Life As Whole

 by DeYtH Banger


Always giving a fuck

- For that
- For that and that
- For what and so
- For why and who
-  For where and when
- For How and ...


Always caring life is a selfless fuck.... we all give a fuck
I have seen myself in such type of circle.

Caring:

- For others
- For nobody's
- For things
- For stuff
- For people 
- For related people
- For relationship


and one moment you head is buckle up with too much fuck then it comes
the data... which I call "Important as fuck"... which is a data which your mind you wants to write down. If you are writer your mind always wonders around information and for better scenarious... my life went so fucked up that I started using chess... and playing deck cards for metaphors. 
...

My mind as a writer always got what to tell one moment is good thing other... it really fucks you up... you could be not sleeping and all day thinking.


Like:

- What if I didn't did that... yesterday?
- What if I did that?
- Why did I got bullied in school?
- Why people start to ignoring me?
- Am I enough funny and joky?
- Am I enough the person I want to be?
- Do I know enough?
- Is there any type of reason of being here?
- Is it possible people to be selfish.... (In theory... yesterday I got beaten up... my mom wasn't even paying attention to me... and what if I just tried not to talk to that girl and go with my father out... whe he was still alive?... Bullied been in school isn't even funny... it's a long-term pain it always fucks me up when I come back to the old days stories... People stopped answering my calls... stopped wanting to see me out and started just in a polite way saying "Go fucking else where..." - Have you ever felt that?... It's a cold feeling... it's a feeling which you feel but nobody says anything which means... they don't say anything for me to quit or so on and so on... but the way they behave you can see and feel that they don't want you...

Have you wondered why this joke didn't went well?
..> Have you ever wondered why you are out of jokes... in my world... I wonder... I am not always smart asshole... funny guy one moment ... I am so much under the soil that I am like a animal... a biatchy animal... who gets pissed off anything...)

Note: And life continues no data can help you skip this hell... the hell wants you in there... and nobody really wants you in heaven...

- I don't think people are selfish...
- It's fucked up that I want to kill myself... it's the most arrogant... selfish decision ever taken from me

..

It could be not questions... it could be data or things which you say and with minutes and seconds it gets to somewhere bigger and larger... my brain and totally ruin you... I have so much data...

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From seducing women up to man... up to manipulation and con-crime... and I am just a normal guy or 

AM I?

...

So life is a selfish decision but not the most,
selfish one...

ANd they want to roll the game and nobody even give a fuck
to the noobies....

Part 2

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Comedy: I HATE People

  By DeYtH Banger


Always telling a BULLSHIT story… always wanting and promising.

WHERE… WHERE YOU FUCKING WANKERS ARE YOU GOING… WHERE ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO?… COME ON YOU SON OF A BIATC H... BOSSES… NOT ANNOUNCING REPRESENTING ANY TYPE OF STATE.


I am not hungry for BULLSHIT stories… This is like getting high from spirtuality. Where are this people are thinking they are going to go… With always making noises….


CONCLUSIONS ARE PARADIGM OF NPRMAL PEOPLE… BUT THIS FUCKERS IN REALITY PLAY IT HARD WHEN THEY ARE ALONE. EXPOSING THEIR BODIES IN SOME KINDA OF BRICK ROOM… WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT… WATER COMING RIGHT FROM THE A METAL WITH A HOLE…



AND DID SOME BODY TOLD YOU THAT THESE FUCKERS CAN'T DO ANYTHING FROM GENRE HARSH ENVIROMENT (SORRY FOR MY MISTAKES… DEAR APOLOGIES TO ALL SON OF A BIATCHES…)

DID SOMEBODY FROM THEM TOLD YOU THAT THEY LIVE IN CONCRETE BOXES ALSO DRIVE CANS ON THE ROAD WITH GAS INSIDE AND AS LAST IN THE AIR FLYING CANS WITH GAS.



AND REPEATABLE FUCKERS
DUMB SCOTLAND FISHES

Comedy: Florry aka Worry

 By DeYtH Banger



I really worry for everything…

- For Good
-  For Money
- For people
- For Jobs
- For gadgets
- For family
- For classmates
- For my phone
- For other old folks
- and etc

…

Dear,
GOD… IS IT LIFE ALL ABOUT WORRY AND ANGER?


….


PEOPLE RE-PRESENT LIFE WITH THIS QUALITIES
…

EMPTY STONACHE
PLENY NOISES

AND BRAGGING ABOUT LIFE



Oh god why people re-present themself as smart… Why their behavior goes on rampage???


I am atheist and all believers Fuckers.. . Deserve kissing asses of all enemies.


SorryTheRocksWeren'tVeryPreciseThan
Ever

Comedy: Dickson

  By DeYtH Banger


Who said that comedians are dumber?…


THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE… THIS IS NOT FUCKING TRUE
..



CONSTANT TRAUMA
CONSTANT LIES
CONSTANT OF BEING FAKE
CONSTANT OF BEING IN A STATE OF EXCUSES.



You deadly Fuckers and condescending fucked up asshole with blowhorn around your snoring like a deadly fucker. Comedians are the people who improve life of ordinary people.


WE KNOW, WE KNOW… READING AND LAUGHING ALOUD… AS A CONDENCENDING CHATTY FUCKER.


All people lie and what IF PEOPLE GO SHORT?


FAKESNESS AND REPEATABLE FUCKERS

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DEAD AS NOTE

Comedy: Scarcity of Sacrafices

 by DeYtH Banger


What's wrong … ?


CAN'T I JUST DO IT… SORRY FOR BEING SO SHORT… I HAVE FETISH OF BEING MORE ANALYTICAL… WHILE I PLAY WITH MY DICK


I was just in deep depression… what did really happen?… Oh god did she said "Hi"? To me or she doesn't know me?


"Oh thank you…" for passing me the drink…


THE WISER FUCK GETS WISER THAN EVER… I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RELIGION AND FAITH COMMUNITY… I LOST MY FAITH FROM STRONG ARGUMENTS… IF SUCH RELIGION OR THING CAN BE CONTRADICTED AND SHOOKEN BY LOGIC THEN WHY AT FIRST PLACE TO SACRAFICE MYSELF?


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I KNOW THE EFFECT… I WAS ZERO MINDED FUCK… WE NO ANY THOUGHTS… I JUST DIDN'T HAD WHAT TO SAY OR WHAT TO TELL… SORRY FOR CUTTING YOU OFF… I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO?




People … like me can't survive… not because knowledge… (It's satanic dimensional thought… but what?)


OHHHH GOD I KNOW HER AND THEM… WHAT NOW?


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JUST BE SILENT…

DON'T RUIN THE DEVISION

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DON'T FUCK AROUND
 ..

SHOULD I BE SILENT?

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OH GOD…