Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) by DeYtH Banger (best ebook reader for pc .txt) 📕

Comedy: Jester

 By DeYtH Banger


Yup… yap.. .yap.. .this is not my real name… DeYtH… but  this doesn't mean that I am going to kill the character which I created.


CONFUSED AS FUCK… CRAZY GUCCI MOTHER FUCKER…


You could go deeper and spend your next few months in searching… who I am… what I am doing… what next I am planing and so on and so on.. .. probably I am not a cyber God or cyber security specialist.


YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING PRICK… GO FOR THE FUCKING BLOW… I AM NOT GREATFUL… I WON'T GIVE RESPECT TO YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN STANDING ON THIS PLANET… I AM AN ACTOR… DON'T THINK I AM GOING TO USE ENVIROMENT BATHROOM.



MONK IS OVER… I MEAN I FINISHED THE TV SERIES… NOW I AM KINDA FUCKED… MAINLY BECAUSE NOT SURE WHAT NEXT TO FINISH AND HOW THIS FUCKING HOLE TO GET FULFILLED?


SO I AM KINDA OF LOONER,
GOT DISSAPOINTED SEVERAL TIMES,
WENT OUT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF PROGRESS AND PEOPLE LAUGHING ME LIKE I AM STAGE CLOWN…


I am kinda fucked… mainly because I never had a chance to solve the riddles which I was getting from life, not sure about context or content. But being mentally fucked is the same position as getting physically fucked.


Books have been for me never enough… one more won't be bad idea…



Repeation,
Repeat,
That's what I most hate in life!

Comedy: So Then?

 They promised to call me... no further calls I am getting from this agency... I was soldier... back the past.... back in old days... but let's face it I am fucking liar and the whole thing is manipulation.



OHHHHHHHHHHH, GOD... I WAS GOING TO CONTINUE READING THE BOOK ABOUT MANIPULATION... UNTIL EVERYTHING FACED REALITY... THE WAY EVERYTHING IS SAID IT MAKES ME FEEL TO THINK THAT EVERY CHAT OR TALK IS A TYPICAL FORM OF MANIPULATION... unconscious, conscious IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER... IT'S HAPPENING... AND IT'S GOING INTO ACTION.


So when people start to hate  you and start getting jealous, envious... that's the moment when they start to screw up data for fucking sake.... "he was with a girl".... "he is a prisoner..." rummors are spreading around like disease. What people are supposed to do with shit like this?



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GOD MY MOM NEVER DID TELL ME THAT MY LIFE IS GOING TO END UP IN MANIPULATION AND LIES ... BEHIND BACKS OF SUCH SHIT.

PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK


I just can't call them or her... I am worried... I am not feeling great... it's not really worth the patience and what am I doing?... what should i do?... I am not stable, I am shaking... I am upset, worried... it's more fucked up than ever you think.


So genius people fart,
dumb people don't think,
and what's so funny about this whole concept?



I am fucking depressed in straight level of anxiety I am experiencing... I can't call or tell somebody... because I am worried aobut not ruining their... day... it's not my favourite thing which I like to do... I don't want to ruin people's days..



NOPE I AM NOT SURE WHERE I AM HERE... IN THIS BOOK... NOPE AND AS FOR THAT AND FOR THAT AND FOR THAT... OH I GOT IT HERE... NAAH... I AM NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN READING... READING BY ITSELF IS MASSIVE WASTE OF TIME.

Comedy: Me After A While

 By DeYtH Banger

I hate myself to be honest, I know the way now I am going in life could be whole other level 100%.. better… The Way which I have choose n is just mind FUCK.


SPRITZ FUCKS, PRICKS AND TO ALL HATERS.


I am not really sure… what class should I take… is it enough as for what I know and why people buffer information… and in the end they become data "junkies"….


All people think that they are going and need to do something with their life…


WHATTTS THE FUCKING PROBLEM OF NOT INVITING ME?


THEN… EVEN PEOPLE BEING INTO CONFLICT RANGE + ANGER… + HATRED AND WHY PEOPLE JUST DON'T COME ALONG AND INVITE ME?


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Buuz, snooze hatred… killing ain't gonna stop… people won't stop bitching… and the list continues and continues… we all trying to be fresh or that's what my mom said to relief my anger on the other way said… to stop my anger.


SO SLICK… SICK SLIM BITCHES… THIS IS HOW MY LIFE IS GOING FUCKED UP PEOPLE CREATE PARANOIA IN ME… THEN COMES A CRAZY SLIT FUCK… STARTING TO FUCK WITH MY LIFE… THEN THE BULLSHITTER… WHO BULLSHIT YOU ALL AND NOW LIFE IS GOING LIKE A BOOK… I JUST FINISHED A BOOK ABOUT MANIPULATIOM AND IT MADE ME THINK EACH CONVERSATION HAS A GOAL TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE.

SO MY ADVICE TO ALL PUPPETS IS JUST STOP ANSWERING MESSAGES… JUST STOP… JUST FUCKING STOP… ONXE STOP THE MOTHER FUCKER AKA THE MANIPULATOR DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN HAND HANDY TO MIND FUCK YOU.


All people make and create promises.
. Bullshiters come and you see them as friends… but they ain't your friends…. They say and agree with you… they help you to clean up harsh stuff… but they ain't got your privillige back or head…


People hate me… because I got talent and they don't


SLICK AND SLICE A DONG… SHOUT ALOUD MOTHERFUCKER AND AS LAST SCREAM WITH YOUR MAX LEVELS OF VOICE TONALITY "I AM A MASS MANIPULATOR…"…

Comedy: Why as Lie?

 By DeYtH Banger



I hate males… I hate their smell when they get sweaty… I hate their opinions and this stinky bench of meat in their pants… I am not a gay to be honest here… I have seen cocks… PLENY on the porn sides and mine… it makes a bunch of them.


AND TODAY I WENT LIKE "HE IS A MASS MURDERER"… "KILLING SPREE"… "MASS RAPIST"…


I got it wrong… I just didn't gave a thought… he got it wrong… It just went in this direction.


"Money going seperate places… not having fun is part of life."


The moment you take life serious in all levels you are mind fucked and "Where is that fucker?"

I am not trying to be funny it's already overblown persona… Probably far with being honest… I won't get… He said he had an "Ex Girlfriend here…" Okay what now?

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I am not sure about words…


HE IS WHOM TRANSLATES FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS…


I went in total moment in life… just eating and living… life is boredom of freedom of expression.



I JUST DON'T GET IT WHY TWO FUCKS GET CHANCE TO GET BETTER LIFE AND ME… I STAY HERE LIKE A JUNKIE WHO DESPARATE NEEDS MONEY SO ALL ROPES ARE IN MY HANDS…

Comedy: Bozong Of BOTHER

 By DeYtH Banger



On the record… I hate my mom… I just don't like it.. org has nothing to do with her fuck buddies… uhh.. . Uhh… I just said it.

SOOOOO BOOOOZE OF BIATCH HUNTER

Life continues… it doesn't matter where you put the line… everybody is trying to send messages around the world… that he or she exists… but come on you fucks not everyone can be on the spotlight.



I AIN'T FUCKING… BUT PEOPLE LIKE DRUGS..LIKE ALCOHOL…. AND THOSE HERE ARE THE SUBSTANCES WHICH THEY USE TO SUPRESS PLENTY OF THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE.



They did said "Where is that "Guy Name""… They say that because they don't anything from that guy… he is silent… and listening… living around the shadows and corners… in the end… I am that person… not really proud about this shit… because I am constantly changing topics… from one to another.



I AM FAST AND FATTEST FUCK EVER!

It's a test… so we can assume it's test lie… I am not sure as for people.. . Are they going to buy this book… suppression and stress… reality and truth… should I be rude?

I am not trying to fuck around… brainwash people or to manipulate people we all get our roles in life.

IT'S SAD THAT IN THE END YOU FIND THAT SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT… PRETTY SHORT THE WHOLE MESSAGE… THE HAPPY FACED BIATCH… DENY MY REQUEST AND AM I CREEP?


I am not trying to be a slip nigga SLUT.. .or shit… I am just trying to go throw life without snaps… most things which I do in life I don't do them on purpose…


SILENCE… SILENCE YOU FUCKS… SILENCE… I KNOW IT GETS BORING BUT WHAT IF EVERY MINUTE A NEW VICTIM GETS SLASHED… ONCE… TWICE AND TRIPPLE DONE…


It really bothers me… eating my sandwich… and founding an dead animal on the road… to be more exact… a dead cat…