Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) by DeYtH Banger (best ebook reader for pc .txt) 📕

I AM DOUBLE FUCKED!?


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I KINDA LIKE HER.

 I KINDA INTO HER


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LIES AND LAYS
OF GROUND SACRAFICED FUCKERS! Comedy: Ain't Fuckin

 By DeYtH Banger


IT'S SO CALLED G-SPOT… OR THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT IN PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES… THAT'S WHAT BIG BOYS PLAY AND THAT'S WHAT GIRLS HAVE FOR GROWN UP MAN.


I just hate all types of fucks…


- Sir fuck
- Sit fuck
- Jump FUCK
-  Hood FUCK
-  Pity FUCK
-  Hoodie FUCK
-  Faith FUCK
-  Self Fuck
- Butt FUCK
-  Fat Fuck
-  Slim FUCK
-  Duck Fuck
- Gut FUCK
-  A-X-Y FUCK
-  Com FUCK
-  Set FUCK
-  Zet fuck


AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON… I AM SCARED OF ANGRY AND MAD FUCK S.. . I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND THEM… THE VIBE BY ITSELF… IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO CONVEY WHERE I SHOULD GO


- Why do you walk?

- "I think fast… They want me out… And I even act as a speed fuck… the list is not over… they just denuse my offer by itself it's 24:00… and I am going to sleep fuck from state of sit and pit fuck."


- "Oh god… oh god she is angry Bastard… NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT… JUST ANGER OF SELF RICHEOUS DEPRESSION… I JUST CAN'T COMPREHEND HEADACHE AND SELF FUCK THOUGHTS…"


LET'S TALK


I KNOW HER
AND I KNOW THEM


I KNOW THAT I GO OVER THOUSAND CONCLUSIONS AND TOPICS… BUT FUCK YOU… I AM HONEST NOT NICE

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I AM JUST MYSELF…


SEND ME MONEY!?


ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS!?

Comedy: Sorry

 By DeYtH Banger


Yeah I am fucking sorry for offending your God and your religion…



BUT IF YOU TAKE THIS AS OFFFENSE GIVE ME SOMETHING IN ADVANCE?


- DUMB CUNT
- FUCK CUNT
- FAMILY CUNT
- FAITH CUNT
- CHRISTIAN CUNT


If my mind gets bothered by "Sorry" , "Apologemistic" and "Apolegetic Excuses" - Then I am totally fucked.



I WAS
…. I WAS JUST EXPRESSING… IT'S ONE THING TO DO A KILLING IN A PRACTICAL WAY AND IT'S ANOTHER WAY TO KILL IT THEORTICALLY.


THIS DUMB CUNTS… FUCK MY DAY…

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HANGING OUT WITH LESS MINDED PEOPLE… THE DEFENITION OF DUMBER IS NOT UNDERSTANDING CONTENT.


- I am accepted

"YEAH… YEAH… NICE GO… GO AND TRY… CONE ON I PIT SELF-RICHEOUS LESS HONEST FUCK .. I DON'T WANNA GO BECAUSE ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION… BOTHERS MY MIND…"


I thought that I am free..  And I got a free will

But I have never been religious specimen… I SELF HATRED FUCK!

I ain't going to routine fuck…

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You ain't my friend…


And why not out with me?


You got sad?


You ask me about your age?

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Come on go over it… why you don't say


"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET?

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26 YEARS LIVING ON THOS PLANET


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If my math is correct *227* *760*… hours on this planet… I doesn't mean you more wider and clever


- You don't read books
- You don't watch films
- You smoke weed


And you got a self abligatory behaviour…

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Fuck like you beliefs in God?


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Weed fuck

Dumb fuck

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You can do it…


Listen:


I got ya… I am your real friend and I got your back


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SOUNDS LIKE A CONDENCENDING FUCK


LIES AND BULLSHIT


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THEN AND THAN AS EVER NOR WISER… I DON'T PUT MYSELF AS WISER AND YOU CONDEMNED FUCK YOU PUT YOURSELF AS WISER

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I SAID "I AM SMART" - BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY HUMAN AKA MANKIND EXPRESS ITSELF FROM YEARS up to NOW.

Comedy: School

  by DeYtH Banger

Yeah, yeah, yeah fucking school starts for some people who are born in 2000 ... it's their last year of school for others who are born in 2001  (One more year of hell or let's see two more...)... for the people from 2002 (Three more years...) 2003 (Four more years...)  2004, 2005, 2006 (Five More years, Six more Years and Even 7 more years of hell).


SO THE FUCKING LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SYSTEM...


It really doesn't help anybody from school to get adaptable behavior... so when you finish school... you really don't know what bothers around the corners... if you want to know you need to spend few more years like 5 or 4 years of reading books and watching movies and films and TV series... Just to get a glimpse of the world... but in the same time isolation and getting deattached from people doesn't make you feel great for yourself... doesn't make you to find sense... it fucks you life more than ever.


SOOOOOOOOO, IT WENT LIKE THIS

SCHOOL FUCKED YOU FOR 12 YEARS
YOU WENT OUT... YOU GOT FUCKED BY LIFE AND NOW YOU ARE FORCED TO LIVE AND TO WALK AND TALK AND SPEAK... AND EXPRESS YOURSELF




SORRY... NON RICHEOUS... DEADLY BIATCH... I AIN'T GOING TO THAT
ROUTE!



Life really has it fucked up routes... some religous fucks try to put you in religion on your way to life...




SOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IN NOW YOU ARE ONCE FUCKED BY LIFE CONFUSED AND NOT SURE TO GO AND NOW DOUBLE SHOT... DOUBLE FUCKED... NOW SOME FUCKING CULT WANTS TO JOIN IT... AND YOU GET MORE CONFUSED.



ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, REMEMBER... REMEMBER... REMEMBER... YOU GOT A FREE WILL, YOU ARE FREE... YOU CHOOSE...


Life fucks you over and over... school doesn't teach you to get into life and improves you life it just ruins your life...


- YOU WERE HAPPY
- YOU ARE GREATFUL
- YOU ARE CURIOUS
- YOU WANTED MORE FROM LIFE
- YOU WERE OUTSTANDING



You go to school and you find out that no need to be happy... you need to be miserable as fuck, no need  to be greatful... don't you see people are suffering...
no need to be curious or outstanding... - SUCH FUCKS HAVE DIED LONG TIME AGO...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH
FILTER YOUR WORDS
AND GO ON IN LIFE

Comedy: Shallow

 by DeYtH Banger


Life continues, no lie about that... school is comming no lie about that. For some people life is going like hell for others another year of hell and for the new born babies thinking that they are going to get somewhere with this school system.




YEAH... YEAH... YEAH... I KNOW THAT... I DO THAT.... I DOING THE SAME SHIT WHICH YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...



Okay, and fast question why are we talking about a topic about which you and I know the beginning and the ending?.... 



COME ON... COME ON... YOU SLUMBER... SLIM FUCK... SLIM FAT SHADY GUT FUCK... WHY ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN HERE ON THIS TOPIC?


COME ON... COME ON... YOU SLUMBER... SLIM FUCK... SLIM FAT SHADY GUT FUCK... WHY ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN HERE ON THIS TOPIC?


COME ON... COME ON... YOU SLUMBER... SLIM FUCK... SLIM FAT SHADY GUT FUCK... WHY ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEE EVEN HERE ON THIS TOPIC?


Did you know that Americans always swear and insult... in each setence they got something like "Fuck", "Shit', "Damn", "Dammit", "Mother Fucker", "Holy Shit", "Holy Mother Fucker", "Asshole", "Bitch"... and also British people speak more politely and their insults and swearing are formed into a more nicer behavior....  words like "Bint", "Blooming", "Cobblers", "Cad"....


THIS HERE IS A FACT... . AND HERE IS SOMETHING WHICH ISN'T A FACT... PEOPLE ALWAYS CHANGE... OLD FUCKS ALWAYS FUCKING AND YELLING AROUND, YOUNG FUCKS COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE AND HOW THEY NEED TO GET BETTER LIFE AND HOW THEY DESERVE THAT AND THAT... AND WHAT BABIES ARE GOING TO LEARN FROM SUCH DESTRUCTIVE GENERATION?

Comedy: Mastur (Master)

  by DeYtH Banger




Nope, nope... I am not fucking interested in today to go to work... today I am free...  it's a day off...


FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....


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FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....





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I didn't practice this which you are reading... I just got down next to my computer sit down and used my mind and my fingers to create something out of the air and here we got it.... so this can be something like a scenario....


AND AS i SAID


FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....


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FUCK YOU... FUCK THEM....





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I am not trying to fuck around... facts are left aside what I bother as for now is a information which doesn't contain any type of facts and it's literary nonsense. Look