South Wind(Fiscle Part-3) by Norman Douglas (novels for students TXT) π
The Bishop Was Feeling Rather Sea-Sick. Confoundedly Sea-Sick, In Fact.
This Annoyed Him. For He Disapproved Of Sickness In Every Shape Or
Form. His Own State Of Body Was Far From Satisfactory At That Moment;
Africa--He Was Bishop Of Bampopo In The Equatorial Regions--Had Played
The Devil With His Lower Gastric Department And Made Him Almost An
Invalid; A Circumstance Of Which He Was Nowise Proud, Seeing That
Ill-Health Led To Inefficiency In All Walks Of Life. There Was Nothing
He Despised More Than Inefficiency. Well Or Ill, He Always Insisted On
Getting Through His Tasks In A Businesslike Fashion. That Was The Way
To Live, He Used To Say. Get Through With It. Be Perfect Of Your Kind,
Whatever That Kind May Be. Hence His Sneaking Fondness For The
Natives--They Were Such Fine, Healthy Animals.
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Then"--And Her Eye Turned, With A Kind Of Maternal Solicitude, Down The
Pathway To Where, In That Patch Of Bright Moonshine, Her Young Friend
Krasnojabkin, Gloriously Indifferent To Gipsies And Everything Else,
Was Astounding People By The Audacity Of His Terpsichorean Antics.
"Let That Be A Promise," Keith Replied. "Ah, Count Caloveglia! How Good
Of You To Come. I Would Not Have Asked You To Such A Worldly Function
Had I Not Thought That This Dancing Might Interest You."
"It Does, It Does!" Said The Old Aristocrat, Thoughtfully Sipping
Champagne Out Of An Enormous Goblet Which He Carried In His Hand. "It
Makes Me Dream Of That East Which It Has Never Been My Fortune, Alas,
To Behold. What A Flawless Group! There Is Something Archaic, Oriental,
In Their Attitudes; They Seem To Be Fraught With All The Mystery, The
Sadness, Of Life That Is Past--Of Things Remote From Ourselves."
"My Gipsies," Said Keith, "Are Not Everybody's Gipsies."
"I Think They Despise Us! And This Austere Regularity In The Steps Of
The Dancers, This Vibrating Accompaniment That Dwells Persistently On
One Note--How Primitive, How Scornfully Unintellectual! It Is Like A
Passionate Lover Knocking To Gain An Entrance Into Our Hearts. And He
Succeeds. He Breaks Down The Barrier By The Oldest And Best Of Lovers'
Expedients--Sheer Reiteration Of Monotony. A Lover Who Reasons Is No
Lover."
"How True That Is," Remarked Madame Steynlin.
"Sheer Monotony," Repeated The Count. "And It Is The Same With Their
Pictorial Art. We Blame The Orientals For Their Chill Cult Of Geometric
Designs, Their Purely Stylistic Decoration, Their Endless Repetitions,
As Opposed To Our Variety And Love Of Floral, Human, Or Other
Naturalistic Motives. But By This Simple Means They Attain Their End--A
Direct Appeal. Their Art, Like Their Music, Goes Straight To The
Senses; It Is Not Deflected Or Disturbed By Any Intervening Medium.
Colour Plays Its Part; The Sombre, Throbbing Sounds Of These
Instruments--The Glowing Tints Of Their Carpets And Tapestries. Talking
Of Gipsies, Do You Know Whether Our Friend Van Koppen Has Arrived?"
"Koppen? A Very Up-To-Date Nomad, Who Takes The Whole World For His
Camping-Ground. No, Not Yet. But He'll Turn Up In A Day Or Two."
Count Caloveglia Was Concerned, Just Then, About Mr. Van Koppen. He Had
A Little Business To Transact With Him--He Fervently Hoped That The
Millionaire Would Not Forgo His Annual Visit To Nepenthe.
"I Shall Be Glad To Meet Him Again," He Remarked Carelessly. Then
Looking Up He Saw Denis, Who Moved Under The Trees Alone. Observing
That He Seemed Rather Disconsolate, He Walked Up To Him And Said In A
Fatherly Tone: "Will You Confer A Favour, Mr. Denis, On An Old Man Who
Lives Much Alone? Will You Come And See Me, As You Promised? My
Daughter Is Away Just Now And Will Not Be Back Till Midsummer. I Wish
You Could Have Met Her. Meanwhile, I Am A Little Solitary. I Have Also
A Few Antiquities That Might Interest You."
While Denis, Slightly Embarrassed, Was Uttering Some Appropriate Words,
The Bishop Suddenly Asked:
"Where Is Mrs. Meadows? Wasn't She Coming Down To-Night?"
"Of Course She Was," Said Keith. "Isn't She Here? What Can This Mean?
Your Cousin Is A Particular Friend Of Mine, Heard, Though I Have Not
Seen Her For The Last Six Days Or So. Something Must Be Wrong. That
Baby, I Expect."
"I Missed Her Once Already," Said Heard. "I'll Write And Make An
Appointment, Or Go Up Again. By The Way, Count--You Remember Our
Conversation? Wel, I Have Thought Of An Insuperable Objection To Your
Mediterranean Theory. The Sirocco. You Will Never Change The Sirocco.
The Elect Of The Earth Will Never Endure It All Their Lives."
"I Think We Can Change The Sirocco," Replied The Count, Meditatively.
"We Can Tame It, At All Events. I Do Not Know Much About Its History;
You Must Ask Mr. Eames--"
"Who Is At Home," Interrupted Keith, "Closeted With His Perrelli."
"What Has Been, May Be," Continued The Old Man, Oracularly. "I Question
Whether The Sirocco Was As Obnoxious In Olden Days As Now, Otherwise
The Ancients, Who Had Absurdly Sensitive Skins, Would Have Complained
Of It More Frequently. The Deforestation Of Northern Africa, I Suspect,
Has Much To Do With It. Frenchmen Are Now Trying To Revive Those
Prosperous Conditions Which Mohammedanism Has Destroyed. Oh, Yes! I
Don't Despair Of Muzzling The Sirocco, Even As We Are Muzzling That
Often Mediterranean Pest, The Malaria."
Keith Observed:
"Petronius, I Remember, Speaks Of The North Wind Being The Mistress Of
The Tyrrhenian. He Would Not Use Such Language Nowadays, Unless
Alluding To Its Violence Rather Than Its Prevalence. Once I Thought Of
Translating Petronius. But I Discovered Certain Passages In The Book
Which Are Almost Improper. I Don't Think The Public Ought To Be Put
Into Possession Of Such Stuff. I Am Rather Sorry; I Like Petronius--The
Poetical Fragments, I Mean; They Make Me Regret That I Was Not Born
Under The Roman Empire. People Are Leaving," He Added. "I Have Said
Good-Bye To About Fifty. I Shall Be Able To Get A Drink Soon."
"So You Were Born Out Of Time And Out Of Place, Like Many Of Us,"
Laughed The Bishop.
Count Caloveglia Said:
"It Is An Academic Problem, And Therefore A Problem Which Does Not
Exist For Me, And Therefore A Problem Dear To Your Own Metaphysical
Heart, To Enquire Whether A Man Is Ever Born At An Inopportune Moment.
We Use The Phrase. If We Took Thought We Would Discard It. For What Is
The Truth Of The Matter? The Truth Is That A Man, Of Whom We Say This,
Is Born At Exactly The Right Moment; That Those With Whose Customs And
Aspirations He Seems To Be In Discord Have Urgent Need Of Him At That
Particular Time. No Great Man Is Ever Born Too Soon Or Too Late. When
We Say That The Time Is Not Ripe For This Or That Celebrity, We Confess
By Implication That This Very Man, And No Other, Is Required. Was
Giordano Bruno, Or Edgar Poe, Born Out Of Time? Surely No Generation
Needed Them More Imperiously Than Their Own. Only Fools Are Born Out Of
Time. And Yet--No; Not Even They. For Where Should We Be Without Them?"
He Smiles Suavely, As Though Some Pleasant Thought Was Passing Through
His Mind.
"At Any Rate A Good Many People Die Too Soon Or Too Late," Said Mr.
Edgar Marten Who, After Doing Full Justice To The Food And Drinks, Had
Suddenly Appeared On The Scene. "Often Too Late," He Added.
Keith, Despite His Professions Of Sanity And Reason, Had An
Inexplicable, Invincible Horror Of Death; He Quailed At The Mere
Mention Of The Black Phantom. The Subject Being Not At All To His
Taste, He Promptly Remarked:
"The Scholar Grosseteste Was Unquestionably Born Too Soon. And I Know
One Man Who Is Born Too Late. Who? Yourself, Count. You Were Made For
The Periclean Epoch."
"Thank You," Said That Gentleman With A Gracious Wave Of His Hand. "But
Forgive Me For Disagreeing With You. Had I Lived In That Age, I Should
Be Lacking In Reverence For What It Accomplished. I Should Be Too Near
To Its Life; Unable, As You Say, To See The Forest For The Trees. I
Should Be Like Thucydides, A Most Sensible Person Who, If I Recollect
Aright, Barely Mentions Ictinus And The Rest Of Them. How Came It
About? This Admirable Writer Imagined They Were Building A Temple For
Greece; He Lacked The Interval Of Centuries Which Has Allowed Mankind
To See Their Work In Its True Perspective. He Possessed Traditional
Moral Standards Whereby To Judge The Actions Of Historical
Contemporaries; He Could Praise Or Blame His Politicians With A Good
Conscience. For The Parthenon Creators He Had No Sure Norm. The
Standards Were Not Yet Evolved. Pheidias Was A Talented
Fellow-Citizen--A Hewer In Stone By Profession: What Could He Know Of
The Relations Of Pheidias To Posterity? Great Things Can Only Be Seen
At A Proper Distance. Pheidias, To Him, May Have Been Little More Than
An Amateur, Struggling With Brute Material In The Infancy Of His Trade
Or Calling. No, My Friend! I Am Glad Not To Be Coeval With Pericles. I
Am Glad To Recognize Hellenic Achievements At Their True Worth. I Am
Glad To Profit By That Wedge Of Time Which Has Enabled Me To Reverence
Things Fair And Eternal."
"Things Fair And Eternal," Echoed Keith, Who Was Getting Too Thirsty
And Restless To Discuss Art-Matters. "Come With Me! I Will Show You
Things Fair And Eternal."
He Led The Way To A Distant Arbour, Overhung With A Canopy Of Blood-Red
Passion-Flowers And Girt About By Design Dangled From The Clustering
Foliage In Its Roof. Within, Directly Under The Beams, All By Itself,
On An Upright Chair Beside A Small Table, Sat An Incongruous,
Startling, Awe-Inspiring Apparition--A Grimy Old Man Of Mongolian
Aspect. He Might Have Been Frozen To Stone, So Immobile, So Lifeless
Were His Features. Belated Visitors Passed Near The Entrance Of The
Shrine, Peered Within As At Some Outlandish And Sinister Freak Of
Nature, And Moved On With Jocular Words. Nobody Ventured To Overstep
The Threshold, Whether From Religious Fear Or Because Of Something
Repellent, Something Almost Putrescent, Which Radiated From His Person.
A Contingent Of Little White Cows, A Kind Of Bodyguard, Stood At A
Respectful Distance Beyond, Intent Upon His Every Movement. The Master
Never Stirred. He Sat There To Be Looked At--Accustomed To Homage Almost
Divine; Beatifically Inane. Like The Christians Of Old, He Wore No Hat.
The Head Was Nearly Bald. A Long Cloak, Glistening With Grease Stains,
Swathed His Limbs And Portly Belly, On Which One Suspected
Multitudinous Wrinkles Of Fat. Two Filmy Lidless Eyes, Bulging On A
Level With His Forehead, Stared Into Vacuity; His Snub Nose Grew Out Of
A Flattened Face Whose Pallor Was Accentuated By The Reflection Of The
Glittering Leaves--It Looked Faded And Sodden, Like Blotting-Paper That
Has Been Left Out All Night In The Rain. Sporadic Greenish-Grey Hairs
Were Scattered About His Chin. The Mouth Was Agape.
On Mr. Keith's Appearance He Made No Sign Of Recognition. Presently,
However, His Lips Seemed To Get Out Of Control. They Moved; They Began
To Chatter And To Mumble, In Childish Fashion, The Inarticulate
Yearnings Of Eld. Keith Said, As Though Displaying Some Museum
Curiosity:
"Mine Is The Only House On Nepenthe Which The Master Still Deigns To
Enter. I'm Afraid He Has Grown Very Groggy On His Pins Of Late; If He
Sat On Any By A Straight-Backed Chair They Would Never Get Him Up
Again. To Think That Was Once A Pretty Little Boy . . . Poor Old
Fellow! I Know What He Wants. They've Been Neglecting Him, Those Young
Idiots."
He Departed, And Soon Returned With A Tumbler Full Of Raw Whisky Which
He Placed On The Table Within Reach Of The Arm. A Flaccid,
Unwholesome-Looking Hand Was Raised Slowly, In A Kind Of Deprecatory
Gesture; Then Allowed To Fall Again Upon The Belly Where It Lay, With
The Five Fingers, Round And Chalky-White, Extended Like The Rays Of A
Starfish. Nothing More Happened.
"We Must Go Away For A While," Said Keith, "Or Else He Won't Touch It.
He Does Not Object To Alcohol, You Know. Whisky Has Not Come Out Of A
Warm-Blooded Beast. But It's Going Into One. A Kind Of Asiatic
Socrates, Don't You Think?"
"A Buddha," Suggested The Count. "A Buddha In Second-Rate Alabaster. A
Chinese Buddha Of A Bad, Realistic Period."
"It's Odd," Remarked Mr. Heard. "He Reminds Me Of A Dead Fish.
Something Ancient And Fishlike--It's That Mouth--"
"He's A Beauty!" Interrupted Edgar Marten, Sniffing With Disgust. "Eyes
Like A Boiled Haddock. And That Thing Has The Cheek To Call Itself A
Messiah. Thank God I'm A Jew; It's Not Business Of Mine. But If I Were
A Christian, I'd Bash His Blooming Head In. Damned If I Wouldn't. The
Frowsy, Fetid, Flow-Blown Fraud. Or What's The Matter With The Dog's
Home?"
"Come, Come," Said Mr. Heard, Who Had Taken Rather A Liking To This
Violent Youngster And Was Feeling More Than Usually Indulgent That
Evening. "Come! He Can't Help His Face, I Fancy. Have You No Room In
Your Heart For An Original? And Don't You Think--Quite Apart From
Questions Of Religion--That We Tourists Ought To Be Grateful To These
People For Diversifying The Landscape With Their Picturesque Red
Blouses And Things?"
"I Have No Eye For Landscape, Mr. Heard, Save In So Far As It Indicates
Strata And Faults And Other Geological Points. The Picturesque Don't
Interest Me. I Am Full Of Old Testamentary Strains; I Can't Help
Looking At Men From The Ethical Point Of View. And What Have People's
Clothes To Do With Their Religion? He Can't Help His Face, You Say.
Well, If He Can't Help That Greasy Old Mackintosh, I'll Eat My Hat.
Can't A Fellow Be A Messiah Without Sporting A Pink Shirt Or Fancy
Dressing-Gown Or Blue Pyjamas Or Something? But There You Are! I Defy
You To Name Me A Single-Barrelled Crank. If A Man Is
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