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Jane Toppan

 

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Toppan killed 31 people in Massachusetts between 1895 and 1901.

 

 

 

"When this monster entered my brain, I do not know, but it is here to stay. How does one cure himself?" -- Dennis Rader

 

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The BTK Killer blinded, tortured, and killed 10 victims in Kansas between 1974 and 1991. He had a loving wife and two children who knew nothing about his secret murderous life.

 

 

 

"I'm Jesus Christ. Whether you want to accept it or not, I don't care." - Charles Manson

 

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Manson and the followers of his cult committed several murders in the late '60s and early '70s, including actress Sharon Tate.

 

 

 

"I believe the only way to reform people is to kill them."-- Carl Panzram

 

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Panzram killed 21 people and raped over a thousand before he was executed in 1930.

 

 

Some of them were inarguably dumb, but others were technically geniuses. Any of these quotes could be mistaken for lines from a master work of horror, which is pretty horrifying to think about.

15 Creepy Christmas Ornaments That Will Turn Your Holiday From Merry To Terrifying

 Note: Ain't Creepy After All

 

 

DECEMBER 10, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  

 

 

 

Have you ever opened your ornament box and asked yourself, "Wait, where did this come from?" Whether it be a drunken vacation purchase or an odd gift from an aunt, the weirdest ornaments seem to amass in my family's house through mysterious means.

I just can't help but ask, "Did we really buy this?" Here are some of the creepiest ornaments ever made that are sure to make Christmas feel a lot more like Halloween.

 

1. Durpy Fred wants you to see his mystery machine.

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2. Demon Santa ornaments make fun gifts for your whole Satan-worshipping cult.

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3. Newborn-aments!

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4. Ah, the festive fire-merman! Because someone needs to put out those pesky underwater fires.

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5. Deck the halls with boughs of dead terrorists!

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6. This image of Christ shows a baby who realizes he's been born into a dying sphere of sin.

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7. I don't know why, but these three look like they've killed before.

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8. You can screw bulbs into the eye sockets of this Santa, which is presumably how he sees you when you're sleeping.

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9. There's nothing like a goat-legged Santa, am I right?

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10. Santa in a g-string is the perfect ornament to buy if you want to ruin your childhood and g-strings at the same time.

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11. Even the elder god Cthulhu can get down with some Christmas cheer.

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12. This looks like the world's oldest child dressed in various napkins.

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13. Celebrating mass death is probably not the best way to go about Christmas.

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14. ♪ ♫...two turtle doves, and a mutant blob of conjunctivitis! ♫ ♪

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15. Someone did us a favor and put more 'toe' in mistletoe. Thanks?

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These are all pretty weird, but if you look at your own tree, you might find some bizarre nonsense of your own. I swear...for the past decade, my family has put up this one ornament that I'm pretty sure is just a stale cookie. Whatever.

While Driving Late At Night, This Driver Was Haunted By A Hooded Figure

 DECEMBER 8, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  

 

 

This is the kind of scene you'd see in a horror movie. During a midnight drive just north of Sydney, Australia, a man noticed a hooded figure eerily approaching the vehicle with his head down. The motorist decided to pull away just in time for the figure to let out an insane scream.

Time to kick things into gear!

To add to the creepiness, the driver's wife was behind him in another vehicle. When he tried to warn her, he couldn't get through, and he later learned that the hooded figure swiped at her car in a similar fashion. The only possible clue to the man's identity is the fact that a man bearing that description was arrested in the area for drug possession.

Freak Yourself Out With 13 Chilling Quotes From The Best Horror Writer Of All Time

 NOVEMBER 22, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  

 

 

Like many artists throughout the ages, H.P Lovecraft's work was never truly appreciated until long after his death. Although it is a sad fact, it also deepens his writing's dark mystique.

He was always regarded as a strange recluse who could never scratch out a living as a writer...but now he is considered one of the most significant 20th century authors in the horror genre (if not THE most). Here are some of the most haunting quotes form Lovecraft's work that only legitimize the long-dead writer's rule as the king of horror.

 

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." — Lovecraft on horror.

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"Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places" — from "The Picture in the House"

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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die." — from "The Call of Cthulhu"

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"Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time." — from "The White Ship"

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"Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent." — from "The White Ship"

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"I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and the flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me." — from "The Call Of Cthulhu"

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"The other gods! The other gods! The gods of the outer hells that guard the feeble gods of earth!... Look away... Go back... Do not see! Do not see!" — from "The Other Gods"

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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)" — from "The Call of Cthulhu"

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"As human beings, our only sensible scale of values is one based on lessening the agony of existence." — Lovecraft on life

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"If we were sensible we would seek death -- the same blissful blank which we enjoyed before we existed." — Lovecraft on death.

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"In short, the world abounds with simple delusions which we may call 'happiness,' if we be