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but able to entertain them." — Lovecraft on "happiness"

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"Memories and possibilities are ever more hideous than realities." — Lovecraft on memories.

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"The frontier of the unknown can never do more than scratch the surface of eternally unknowable infinity." — Lovecraft on infinity.

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Not bad for a guy who, up until he was 31 years old, never published a single thing. Once he learned how to turn his social anxiety into literary monsters, there was no denying the man was a true warlock of the written word.

This New Evidence Might Finally Put An End To The Mystery Of D.B. Cooper

 DECEMBER 9, 2015  —  By Mike Cahill  

 

 

When it comes to great American mysteries, one of the most puzzling is that of D.B. Cooper. In case you're not familiar with D.B. Cooper, he was a mystery man who boarded a plane in 1971, held the plane hostage for $200k, and then somehow managed to escape with the money in mid air.

It's one of the most insane stories in modern memory.

 

In November of 1971, a man by the name of Dan Cooper purchased a one-way ticket from Portland, Oregon, to Seattle, Washington.

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According to passenger accounts, Cooper was an unassuming 40-something who calmly took his seat, lit a cigarette, and ordered a whisky and soda from the flight attendant. However, several minutes after takeoff, Cooper passed a note to flight attendant Florence Schaffner, who was seated near him. Schaffner initially ignored the note and dropped it into her purse...until Cooper leaned over and said to her, "Miss, you'd better look at that note. I have a bomb."

 

 

 

The note read, "I have a bomb in my briefcase. I will use it if necessary. I want you to sit next to me. You are being hijacked."

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Schaffner sat next to Cooper, and he showed her the bomb that he had hidden inside his briefcase. He then conveyed his demands to Schaffner to the tune of $200,000 in "negotiable American currency," four parachutes, and a fuel truck standing by in Seattle to refuel the aircraft upon arrival. She brought the note to the captain. The airline authorized payment of Cooper's ransom, and the pilot and staff were ordered to cooperate fully with their captor. The rest of the passengers were only told that they would be delayed in Seattle because of a technical difficulty.

 

 

After landing in Seattle and refueling, Cooper let the rest of the passengers off the plane and instructed the crew to take off and head toward Mexico City.

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With just a skeleton crew aboard and his money in hand, Cooper gave the takeoff order. Approximately 30 minutes after takeoff, there was a sudden jolt on the plane that was consistent with someone opening a door and jumping out. When the plane landed in Reno, Nevada, for a second refueling, Cooper was nowhere to be found. He had jumped out of the plane.

 

 

 

Despite an intense search up and down the west coast, police never found Cooper.

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In 1980, a young boy vacationing with his family in the wilderness of Washington discovered several bundles of money matching the serial numbers of the currency given to Cooper. While this touched off another round of investigations, police still came up empty handed.

 

 

 

So who the heck was D.B. Cooper?

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Some believe that Jon Hamm's character on Mad Men was actually a portrayal of Cooper. This is obviously fictional, but a woman by the name of Lisa Lepsy recently came forward saying that she believes her father might have been the real-life D.B. Cooper. Lepsy said she was watching a TV documentary about Cooper when she recognized his face. "When the composite sketch of D.B. Cooper came on the TV screen, everyone looked at each other and said, 'That's dad! We were stunned because the resemblance was unbelievable, and my brothers and I were all sure he was our dad."

 

 

(via Unexplained Mysteries)

Whoever D.B. Cooper was, it's pretty obvious that he was a criminal mastermind. It's also very possible, however, that he died somewhere in the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

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33 Creepy Santa Pictures That Will Make You Head For The Hills Next Time You See Him

 DECEMBER 8, 2015  —  By Joe Welkie

 

 

Christmas is right around the corner, which means that countless little kids will flock to the mall to get their pictures with Santa Claus. While a lot of these pictures will ultimately become holiday staples when it comes to decorating, some of them absolutely won't.

Here are some of the creepiest, most bizarre Santa pictures you'll ever see. They're just a little bit too weird for our liking.

 

1. This kid knows it.

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2. That mask is brutal.

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3. Don't wake him up!

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4. I'm scared of this one.

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5. Is that a clown or Santa? Either way...terrifying.

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6. Santa visits a sick kid....and makes her feel worse.

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7. A very disgruntled-looking Kris Kringle.

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8. Did Santa get punched in the eyes? If so, why?

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9. Straight out of a horror film.

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10. Glad I didn't live back then.

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11. Damn, Santa. Would it kill you to smile for the camera?

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12. Santa is surprised that these girls hate him.

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13. Where'd his eyes go?

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14. I don't even think that's Santa.

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15. Is this Santa even human?

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16. That's one creepy eye.

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17. Watch the hands, buddy.

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18. Santa's two friends are horrifying.

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19. Why is he alone? That's the weirdest part.

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20. This is not my kind of Santa.

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21. This is an impostor!

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22. Looking much less jolly than usual.

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23. Oh goodness, no! NO!

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24. At least this Santa looks relatively human. He's just a drunk human.

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25. Santa after he turned to the Dark Side.

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26. What's going on here?

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27. Pretty sure that's just a random dude. Take your kids off of his lap.

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28. Those eyes. Those horrible eyes.

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29. These masks are horrendous!

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30. Everything about this picture gives me the willies.

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31. That little girl knows that she needs to get away.

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32. That's not the look you should be going for, Santa.

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33. Too much eye shadow. It's not cute.

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The joy of the holidays will not come with these creepy Santas lurking around. Let's just hope that none of the mall Santas this year look like any of the dudes above. No child deserves that.