Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) ๐
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Siete minutos is a book about life in Latin America, when everything gets disrupted by wars and revolutions, but then a man emerges ready to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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I have an iron health, cement and transistors.
The astronaut looks at the chronometer.
ASTRONAUT
I still have twelve minutes, thirty seconds and two decimals.
CALCULATOR
Somebody has to look at your screws. Youโre drinking thick oil.
ASTRONAUT
Itโs not important. Itโs all due to atmospheric pressure.
CALCULATOR
I think you should rest. This marine environment is beautiful.
ASTRONAUT
Iโm resting. Iโll work twenty two hours and ten decimals of a second today.
CALCULATOR
Something might happen to your brain.
ASTRONAUT
The brain is not important.
CALCULATOR
The brain has some importance, as the head ends the symmetry of the body. Women
use it for hair styles, hats, wigs and headaches. A woman without headaches is not a
woman.
ASTRONAUT
I have to test the manoeuvre L-09โฆ
CALCULATOR (interrupting)
I want to see a dwarf transformer I met last night.
ASTRONAUT
Love is degrading. Men have more important functions to accomplish.
CALCULATOR
Itโs bad to be a man.
Chucho comes in with the breakfast for the calculator on a tray. The sound of a clarinet interrupts the scene.
The calculator looks at Chucho.
CALCULATOR
Whatโs that?
CHUCHO
Itโs the matadorโs guard. He wakes his master with the clarinet.
CALCULATOR
What matador?
CHUCHO
He boarded the ship last night. Heโs called Cagangosto and heโs Homerโs guest.
CALCULATOR
What does he kill?
CHUCHO
He kills bulls. Heโs Spanish.
CALCULATOR
Do they wake up with clarinets?
CHUCHO
I think so, sir.
CALCULATOR
Why doesnโt he use an alarm clock?
At that moment, the president of the republic of Salvacion appears. Heโs a middle-aged man with mongoloid eyes, a mongoloid smile and a moustache.
He waves his hands.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Good morning everyone.
The calculator and the astronaut stand up.
ASTRONAUT AND CALCULATOR
Good morning.
The president wears a sport shirt and white trousers, while wiping his moustache with the back of his hand.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Homer is a genius. This is a beautiful yacht.
The astronaut looks at the chronometer.
ASTRONAUT
I still have twelve minutes, thirty seconds and two decimals.
CALCULATOR
Somebody has to look at your screws. Youโre drinking thick oil.
ASTRONAUT
Itโs not important. Itโs all due to atmospheric pressure.
CALCULATOR
I think you should rest. This marine environment is beautiful.
ASTRONAUT
Iโm resting. Iโll work twenty two hours and ten decimals of a second today.
CALCULATOR
Something might happen to your brain.
ASTRONAUT
The brain is not important.
CALCULATOR
The brain has some importance, as the head ends the symmetry of the body. Women
use it for hair styles, hats, wigs and headaches. A woman without headaches is not a
woman.
ASTRONAUT
I have to test the manoeuvre L-09โฆ
CALCULATOR (interrupting)
I want to see a dwarf transformer I met last night.
ASTRONAUT
Love is degrading. Men have more important functions to accomplish.
CALCULATOR
Itโs bad to be a man.
Chucho comes in with the breakfast for the calculator on a tray. The sound of a clarinet interrupts the scene.
The calculator looks at Chucho.
CALCULATOR
Whatโs that?
CHUCHO
Itโs the matadorโs guard. He wakes his master with the clarinet.
CALCULATOR
What matador?
CHUCHO
He boarded the ship last night. Heโs called Cagangosto and heโs Homerโs guest.
CALCULATOR
What does he kill?
CHUCHO
He kills bulls. Heโs Spanish.
CALCULATOR
Do they wake up with clarinets?
CHUCHO
I think so, sir.
CALCULATOR
Why doesnโt he use an alarm clock?
At that moment, the president of the republic of Salvacion appears. Heโs a middle-aged man with mongoloid eyes, a mongoloid smile and a moustache.
He waves his hands.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Good morning everyone.
The calculator and the astronaut stand up.
ASTRONAUT AND CALCULATOR
Good morning.
The president wears a sport shirt and white trousers, while wiping his moustache with the back of his hand.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Homer is a genius. This is a beautiful yacht.
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