Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) π
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Siete minutos is a book about life in Latin America, when everything gets disrupted by wars and revolutions, but then a man emerges ready to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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FIRST SAILOR
How can his majesty know where the matador is?
CALCULATOR
Weβll tell him that itβs goal 2002.
MELE
Hiya!
Homer ties the ball to the rope and calls Mele, who is eating a banana.
Homer bows.
HOMER
Your majesty
Mele puts the banana peeling on his shiny bold head.
MELE
Hiya!
Homer gives the peeling to a sailor.
HOMER
Do you want to score goal 2002 your majesty?
MELE
Hiya!
As king Mele kicks the ball, it goes faster than sound and the presidentβs wig flies up in the air.
FIRST SAILOR
Itβs perfect.
MADAM
Heβs a genius!
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Where is my wig?
MELE
Hiya!
FIRST SAILOR
Heβs holding the cable.
Madam wears only her pants and bra by now.
MADAM
Thank God!
HOMER
You must pull at the same time now.
FIRST SAILOR
Bring the boat.
SECOND SAILOR
We must get the oxygen ready.
FIRST SAILOR
Bring him onboard now.
They all hear a shout of horror. Madam runs to the bars without her bra.
MADAM
He doesnβt have a head.
She faints.
HOMER
A shark must have eaten his head.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
The greatest bullfighter of all times has died.
He cries.
CALCULATOR
It isnβt so bad. Heβll perform better without a head.
HOMER
Heβs breathing!
The men leave the scene. Madam remains in a comatose state and takes off her pants, as the calculator drinks wine and everyone is in silence.
A few sailors bring the headless body of Cagangosto on a stretcher. Homer comes behind them accompanied by the President of Salvacion.
HOMER
He needs oxygen.
Blood pours out of the neck
FIRST SAILOR
We must stop the bleeding!
SECOND SAILOR
We need Cobwebs.
A sailor puts a lot of cobwebs over the bleeding neck.
PRESIDENT OD SALVACION
We must place a plantain leaf
How can his majesty know where the matador is?
CALCULATOR
Weβll tell him that itβs goal 2002.
MELE
Hiya!
Homer ties the ball to the rope and calls Mele, who is eating a banana.
Homer bows.
HOMER
Your majesty
Mele puts the banana peeling on his shiny bold head.
MELE
Hiya!
Homer gives the peeling to a sailor.
HOMER
Do you want to score goal 2002 your majesty?
MELE
Hiya!
As king Mele kicks the ball, it goes faster than sound and the presidentβs wig flies up in the air.
FIRST SAILOR
Itβs perfect.
MADAM
Heβs a genius!
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Where is my wig?
MELE
Hiya!
FIRST SAILOR
Heβs holding the cable.
Madam wears only her pants and bra by now.
MADAM
Thank God!
HOMER
You must pull at the same time now.
FIRST SAILOR
Bring the boat.
SECOND SAILOR
We must get the oxygen ready.
FIRST SAILOR
Bring him onboard now.
They all hear a shout of horror. Madam runs to the bars without her bra.
MADAM
He doesnβt have a head.
She faints.
HOMER
A shark must have eaten his head.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
The greatest bullfighter of all times has died.
He cries.
CALCULATOR
It isnβt so bad. Heβll perform better without a head.
HOMER
Heβs breathing!
The men leave the scene. Madam remains in a comatose state and takes off her pants, as the calculator drinks wine and everyone is in silence.
A few sailors bring the headless body of Cagangosto on a stretcher. Homer comes behind them accompanied by the President of Salvacion.
HOMER
He needs oxygen.
Blood pours out of the neck
FIRST SAILOR
We must stop the bleeding!
SECOND SAILOR
We need Cobwebs.
A sailor puts a lot of cobwebs over the bleeding neck.
PRESIDENT OD SALVACION
We must place a plantain leaf
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