Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) π
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Siete minutos is a book about life in Latin America, when everything gets disrupted by wars and revolutions, but then a man emerges ready to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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CAGANGOSTO
Where am I?
HOMER
Donβt worry, matador. Youβre with me.
CAGANGOSTO
Who is me?
HOMER
Iβm me.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Canβt you see?
Cagangosto looks at the president.
CAGANGOSTA
Who is him?
HOMER.
You must remember the president of Salvacion, Excellency.
As Homer helps Cagangosto to stand up, he feels his right horn.
CAGANGOSTO
Iβm thirsty.
CALCULATOR
Drink some wine.
The calculator gives him the bottle and Cagangosto drinks everything.
MADAM
Heβs beautiful. He looks like a Miura.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Iβll find my other wig.
He leaves the scene.
CALCULATOR
. I think the matador is better off now. Some bulls are very intelligent.
CAGANGOSTO
Bulls are the most intelligent animals in the world.
CALCULATOR
You canβt include calculators, of course.
CAGANGOSTO
Iβm talking about animals.
HOMER
I feel thirsty after the incident. Do you want another bottle of wine, matador?
CAGANGOSTO
Yes, man.
A sailor says something to Homer.
HOMER
I have good news for you. A helicopter with the Beatles on board is about to land
on the ship.
CAGANGOSTO
The Beatles?
Madam is still naked.
MADAM
The Beatles??????
The president of Salvacion comes in, wearing a new wig.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Have I heard right?
HOMER
The Beatles will arrive in a few minutes, Excellency.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Are they the heroes of the British Empire???
MADAME
Yes, Iβm very excited.
Homer shouts.
Mele runs across the scene, kicking his ball.
HOMER
Your majesty.
Where am I?
HOMER
Donβt worry, matador. Youβre with me.
CAGANGOSTO
Who is me?
HOMER
Iβm me.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Canβt you see?
Cagangosto looks at the president.
CAGANGOSTA
Who is him?
HOMER.
You must remember the president of Salvacion, Excellency.
As Homer helps Cagangosto to stand up, he feels his right horn.
CAGANGOSTO
Iβm thirsty.
CALCULATOR
Drink some wine.
The calculator gives him the bottle and Cagangosto drinks everything.
MADAM
Heβs beautiful. He looks like a Miura.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Iβll find my other wig.
He leaves the scene.
CALCULATOR
. I think the matador is better off now. Some bulls are very intelligent.
CAGANGOSTO
Bulls are the most intelligent animals in the world.
CALCULATOR
You canβt include calculators, of course.
CAGANGOSTO
Iβm talking about animals.
HOMER
I feel thirsty after the incident. Do you want another bottle of wine, matador?
CAGANGOSTO
Yes, man.
A sailor says something to Homer.
HOMER
I have good news for you. A helicopter with the Beatles on board is about to land
on the ship.
CAGANGOSTO
The Beatles?
Madam is still naked.
MADAM
The Beatles??????
The president of Salvacion comes in, wearing a new wig.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Have I heard right?
HOMER
The Beatles will arrive in a few minutes, Excellency.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Are they the heroes of the British Empire???
MADAME
Yes, Iβm very excited.
Homer shouts.
Mele runs across the scene, kicking his ball.
HOMER
Your majesty.
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