Author's e-books - Humor. Page - 6
I'm not a vampire, im not really a stalker, and im not a cliche emo, i just have this obessesion with killing my lovers okay? I liked my life, and i thought it would always be this way, until Conner stepped into my life, and boy did he change me... He tried shedding some light on me, but i hate the sun!
No matter if you're a man or a woman - we've all experienced at least ONE moment when we've had a horrible beauty mishap. Mullets, bad perms, over plucked eyebrows, or maybe you looked in the mirror and thought 'Oh, Mother (Nature)! How did my butt wind up on my belly?!' Yes, we've all had our tragic tales of beauty so we can all relate to the Tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you from the comedic mind of Southern Belle, L. Avery Brown. So, grab a tall glass of whatever you like and get ready
I'm not a vampire, im not really a stalker, and im not a cliche emo, i just have this obessesion with killing my lovers okay? I liked my life, and i thought it would always be this way, until Conner stepped into my life, and boy did he change me... He tried shedding some light on me, but i hate the sun!
No matter if you're a man or a woman - we've all experienced at least ONE moment when we've had a horrible beauty mishap. Mullets, bad perms, over plucked eyebrows, or maybe you looked in the mirror and thought 'Oh, Mother (Nature)! How did my butt wind up on my belly?!' Yes, we've all had our tragic tales of beauty so we can all relate to the Tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you from the comedic mind of Southern Belle, L. Avery Brown. So, grab a tall glass of whatever you like and get ready