Man and Superman by George Bernard Shaw (world of reading TXT) 📕

an egg. She has an expression of muddled shrewdness, a squeak of protest in her voice, and an odd air of continually elbowing away some larger person who is crushing her into a corner. One guesses her as one of those women who are conscious of being treated as silly and negligible, and who, without having strength enough to assert themselves effectually, at any rate never submit to their fate. There is a touch of chivalry in Octavius’s scrupulous attention to her, even whilst his whole soul is absorbed by Ann. Ramsden goes solemnly back to his magisterial seat at the writing table, ignoring Tanner, and opens the proceedings. Ramsden I am sorry, Annie, to force business on you at a sad time like the present. But your poor dear father’s will has raised a very serious question. You have read it, I believe? Ann assents with a nod and a catch of her breath, too much affected to speak. I must say I am surprised to find Mr. Tanner named as joint guardian and trustee with myself of you and Rhoda. A pause. They all look portentous; but they have nothing to say. Ramsden, a little ruffled by the lack of any response, continues. I don’t know that I can consent to act under such conditions. Mr. Tanner has, I understand, some objection also; but I do not profess to understand its nature: he will no doubt speak for himself. But we are agreed that we can decide nothing until we know your views. I am afraid I shall have to ask you to choose between my sole guardianship and that of Mr. Tanner; for I fear it is impossible for us to undertake a joint arrangement. Ann In a low musical voice. Mamma⁠— Mrs. Whitefield Hastily. Now, Ann, I do beg you not to put it on me. I have no opinion on the subject; and if I had, it would probably not be attended to. I am quite with whatever you three think best. Tanner turns his head and looks fixedly at Ramsden, who angrily refuses to receive this mute communication. Ann Resuming in the same gentle voice, ignoring her mother’s bad taste. Mamma knows that she is not strong enough to bear the whole responsibility for me and Rhoda without some help and advice. Rhoda must have a guardian; and though I am older, I do not think any young unmarried woman should be left quite to her own guidance. I hope you agree with me, Granny? Tanner Starting. Granny! Do you intend to call your guardians Granny? Ann Don’t be foolish, Jack. Mr. Ramsden has always been Grandpapa Roebuck to me: I am Granny’s Annie; and he is Annie’s Granny. I christened him so when I first learned to speak. Ramsden Sarcastically. I hope you are satisfied, Mr. Tanner. Go on, Annie: I quite agree with you. Ann Well, if I am to have a guardian, can I set aside anybody whom my dear father appointed for me? Ramsden Biting his lip. You approve of your father’s choice, then? Ann It is not for me to approve or disapprove. I accept it. My father loved me and knew best what was good for me. Ramsden Of course I understand your feeling, Annie. It is what I should have expected of you; and it does you credit. But it does not settle the question so completely as you think. Let me put a case to you. Suppose you were to discover that I had been guilty of some disgraceful action⁠—that I was not the man your poor dear father took me for. Would you still consider it right that I should be Rhoda’s guardian? Ann I can’t imagine you doing anything disgraceful, Granny. Tanner To Ramsden. You haven’t done anything of the sort, have you? Ramsden Indignantly. No sir. Mrs. Whitefield Placidly. Well, then, why suppose it? Ann You see, Granny, Mamma would not like me to suppose it. Ramsden Much perplexed. You are both so full of natural and affectionate feeling in these family matters that it is very hard to put the situation fairly before you. Tanner Besides, my friend, you are not putting the situation fairly before them. Ramsden Sulkily. Put it yourself, then. Tanner I will. Ann: Ramsden thinks I am not fit be your guardian; and I quite agree with him. He considers that if your father had read my book, he wouldn’t have appointed me. That book is the disgraceful action he has been talking about. He thinks it’s your duty for Rhoda’s sake to ask him to act alone and to make me withdraw. Say the word and I will. Ann But I haven’t read your book, Jack. Tanner Diving at the waste-paper basket and fishing the book out for her. Then read it at once and decide. Ramsden If I am to be your guardian, I positively forbid you to read that book, Annie. He smites the table with his fist and rises. Ann Of course, if you don’t wish it. She puts the book on the table. Tanner If one guardian is to forbid you to read the other guardian’s book, how are we to settle it? Suppose I order you to read it! What about your duty to me? Ann Gently. I am sure you would never purposely force me into a painful dilemma, Jack. Ramsden Irritably. Yes, yes, Annie: this is all very well, and, as I said, quite natural and becoming. But you must make a choice one way or the other. We are as much in a dilemma as you. Ann I feel that I am too young, too inexperienced, to decide. My father’s wishes are sacred to me. Mrs. Whitefield If you two men won’t carry them out I must say it is rather hard that you should put the responsibility on Ann. It seems to me that people are always putting things on other people in this world. Ramsden I am sorry you take it that way. Ann Touchingly. Do you refuse to accept