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You’d think headlines like that would have provoked the fine citizens of the Windy City to take up arms against us bloodsucking fiends. Instead, ten months later, we’re enjoying a celebrity status reserved for the Hollywood elite—fending off paparazzi only slightly less dangerous than cross and stake-wielding slayers. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Public isn’t exactly thrilled to be living side-by-side with the undead, but at least they haven’t stormed the castle yet. But all that will change once

Found some funny poems, wanted toe share! Hope you enjoy:)

A young Irish lass finds herself in constant trouble.

This is the second, less traumatic version of the story. The back story to Tri-Colored Pastries we could call it. Or maybe even the preface. I'll leave that up to you.

RUFUS THE P.I. HAS A PROBLEM COLLECTING HIS FEE WHEN HIS CLIENT IS KILLED